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Seemed appropriate for an election year... ========================================== Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both cows, hires you to take care of them, and sells you some of the milk. Socialism: You have two cows. You give both to the government in the name of the people, and the government gives you     

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Author: Captain Jack
Date: Sep 2, 2008 10:45

"Haiku Error Messages" Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Seeing my great fault Through darkening blue windows I begin again The code was willing, It considered your request, But the chips were weak. Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have a
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Reasons not to sleep at night, part 10 Practiss makes perfict. A friend in need is a pest indeed. Genius is ten percent inspiration and fifty percent capital gains. He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages will be known, far and wide, as a smart-ass. Let him who is stoned cast the first sin. Do unto others before they undo you. Love thy neighbor, but make sure her     

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Author: Bill McCray
Date: Aug 11, 2008 13:50

Reasons not to sleep at night, part 6 If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane! The expert is a person who avoids the small errors as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy. Documentation is the castor oil of programming ... Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much. The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity
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<Michaela blows an abundance of kisses in nomedrafi@gmail.com 's direction> wrote: > Michaela wrote: >> Nadya wrote: >>> Mxsmanic wrote: >>>> Nadya writes: >>>> >>>>> I wonder do someone's look influence your perception of their >>>>> personality? like, that one is attractive they must be lively, >>>>> this one is fat they must have a sense of humor etc. >>>> >>>> Everyone is influenced     

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Author: Bill McCray
Date: Jul 31, 2008 13:07

Michaela wrote: Nadya wrote: Mxsmanic wrote: Nadya writes: I wonder do someone's look influence your perception of their personality? like, that one is attractive they must be lively, this one is fat they must have a sense of humor etc. Everyone is influenced by appearance, but one can make a conscious effort to stay objective if one
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On Apr 22, 6:46 pm, liaM <cud...@mindless.com> wrote: > Renli wrote: > > On Apr 22, 4:36 pm, liaM <cud...@mindless.com> wrote: > >> Renli wrote: > >>> On Apr 22, 9:12 am, "Ned" <nedl...@ix.netcom.com> wrote: > >>>>> Heehaw.. lets keep on munching on the grass. Take it from > >>>>> an ass. There are words no amount of money can buy ! > >>>>> --- > >>>>> oops. I meant, which no one will buy     

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Author: Bill McCray
Date: Jul 27, 2008 10:39

Renli wrote: On Apr 22, 4:36 pm, liaM <cud...@mindless.com> wrote: Renli wrote: On Apr 22, 9:12 am, "Ned" <nedl...@ix.netcom.com> wrote: Heehaw.. lets keep on munching on the grass. Take it from an ass. There are words no amount of money can buy ! --- oops. I meant, which no one will buy for whatever price. Right, I know what you meant... Oliver is
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On Apr 22, 4:36 pm, liaM <cud...@mindless.com> wrote: > Renli wrote: > > On Apr 22, 9:12 am, "Ned" <nedl...@ix.netcom.com> wrote: > >>> Heehaw.. lets keep on munching on the grass. Take it from > >>> an ass. There are words no amount of money can buy ! > >>> --- > >>> oops. I meant, which no one will buy for whatever price. > >> Right, I know what you meant... Oliver is an asshole. >     

Group: alt.support.marriage · Group Profile · Search for zen humor in alt.support.marriage
Author: Michaela
Date: May 20, 2008 14:48

"Wally Chapman" <shelshokt@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:wumdnUJkpP5wKHzanZ2dnUVZ_q_inZ2d@bright.net... You have some real losers in there, buddy-boy. How many of them face-to-face in the flesh? Yes, my benighted Okie, I'm 2,400 years old. Didn't you read the quote by Mr. Barker? Buddha considered Devadatta one of his teachers. Ned (Sh*t
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Author: nomedrafi
Date: May 19, 2008 15:36

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Author: Renli
Date: Apr 22, 2008 06:46

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Author: liaM
Date: Apr 22, 2008 02:44

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Author: Renli
Date: Apr 22, 2008 02:13

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Author: Ned
Date: Mar 19, 2008 19:39

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