Take a spare pair of drawers... & Congratulations. "Sn!pe" <snipe@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message news:1ii33oq.btb3s6vbsfsrN%%snipe@spambin.fsnet.co.uk... I'm getting married in the morning. Yes, really; BB and I are tying the knot at last after thirteen years of Living In Sin. We'll be back in about ten days, after our nuptial frolics; By the way, I'm wetting myself. Did I mention that? -- ^

... there? We'll be back in about ten days, after our nuptial frolics; All the best to you both. Have a great life together. By the way, I'm wetting myself. Did I mention that? TMI! -- Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. <Mark ...

... BB and I are tying the knot at last after thirteen years of Living In Sin. We'll be back in about ten days, after our nuptial frolics; By the way, I'm wetting myself. Did I mention that? Congarats ol' Sn!pers! And to BB as well! They say the first 30 years are the worst.. LOL -- Molesworth

...I are tying the knot at last after thirteen years of Living In Sin. We'll be back in about ten days, after our nuptial frolics; By the way, I'm wetting myself. Did I mention that? It's no wonder. Just think of that new development that accompanies marriage: now, a little disagreement can leave you naked and penniless. -- mad

...> tying the knot at last after thirteen years of Living In Sin. We'll be back in about ten days, after our nuptial frolics; By the way, I'm wetting myself. Did I mention that? <fx: Liza Doolittle> Owooooooooo A mate lived with his GF for something like 12 years. They decided to get married. Three months later they hated each other ...

...and I are tying the knot at last after thirteen years of Living In Sin. whoo hoo! We'll be back in about ten days, after our nuptial frolics; i won't ask for jpegs. ;o) By the way, I'm wetting myself. Did I mention that? no, and did i need to know that? zol

In article <1ii33oq.btb3s6vbsfsrN%%snipe@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>, Sn!pe says... I'm getting married in the morning. Yes, really; BB and I are tying the knot at last after thirteen years of Living In Sin. We'll be back in about ten days, after our nuptial frolics; By the way, I'm wetting myself. Did I mention that? Nice one :) Enjoy, and live well together. -- Bear

...Good idea. Does that mean Al Gore will have to take out a loan when he flies all over the place to give dull lectures about An Incontinent Truth (or How I Manage to Wet Myself about Climate Change)? Oh wait, he only flies private jets. And do we have an engine powerful enough to get Michael Moore off the ground?

... He was aghast as I poured the water all over my trousers! But he got the point. Aside from that, there was nowhere in that servo that I could wet myself down. After I'd made sure all the petrol-soaked bits were thoroughly wet, I pulled the trousers off and drove home in my jocks (fortunately, just around the corner). Got a few looks, but that's ...

Palindrome <me9@privacy.net> wrote in news:lmRjj.21717$6j2.17416 @fe03.news.easynews.com: You work for the aircraft manufacturer and I claim my free T shirt.. although, to be honest, my other post on the reason for failure beat you to it.. And nearly made me wet myself laughing. -- Regards, Periander