... of her husband's indiscriminate -- but hell, with that kind of wife? -- sexual transgressions. At least the Right gets the "sexy librarian"; those of us on the other side are stuck with the saccharine Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuits. The surfeit of ridicule to which female candidates have been exposed throughout this campaign has sent feminist writers into a tailspin. Some, like Melody Rose, writing in the Oregonian, have taken to...

... of Satan as my law and guide to Enlightenment. What book and who wrote it and who are they in relation to Satanism? 7) I Proclaim my belief in the Power and Might of One, in the Brotherhood of Man, the Sisterhood of Woman; the Collective of Our Family, over the segregated mass, as the highest blasphemy and our noblest work. Perhaps Obama wrote this? 8) I Proclaim that I am awakened and realize that I am a 90 Percenter, a slave ...

... an imaginary 2012 where these voracious women have dispatched the men who helped them get into office and are now head-to-head. She dubs them "the gun-toting hockey mom and the shot-swilling Warrior Queen of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuits" (the comparative number of adjectives tells you where her oatmeal-sharp wit really wants to sink its blade, of course). Dowd can't give up the idea that she and she alone recognizes the dark ...

..., language, larval care, law, medicine, metamorphosis rites, mutual regurgitation, nursing castes, nuptial flights, nutrient eggs, population policy, queen obeisance, residence rules, sex determination, soldier castes, sisterhoods, status differentiation, sterile workers, surgery, symbiont care, tool making, trade, visiting, weather control, and still other activities so alien as to make mere description by our language ...

... taboos, language, larval care, law, medicine, metamorphosis rites, mutual regurgitation, nursing castes, nuptial flights, nutrient eggs, population policy, queen obeisance, residence rules, sex determination, soldier castes, sisterhoods, status differentiation, sterile workers, surgery, symbiont care, tool making, trade, visiting, weather control, and still other activities so alien as to make mere description by our language difficult. ...

... have trained their members to think of it as a family and to redirect their familial emotions inside it. The names used by groups that strive for solidarity-brethren, brotherhoods, fraternal organizations, sisterhood, sororities, crime families, the family of man-concede in their metaphors that kinship is the paradigm to which they aspire. The tactic is provably effective. Several experiments have shown that people are...

... and extended its deal at Warner, with the studio agreeing to distribute 15 Alcon pics domestically over the next five years, including the already-released pair "P.S. I Love You" and "One Missed Call" plus "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2," which opens Aug. 6. Remember that whole "out of ideas" thing? Yea... For a second I thought the header said "My Favorite Martian." Martin is ACE. Seeing...

... and extended its deal at Warner, with the studio agreeing to distribute 15 Alcon pics domestically over the next five years, including the already-released pair "P.S. I Love You" and "One Missed Call" plus "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2," which opens Aug. 6. Remember that whole "out of ideas" thing? Yea... For a second I thought the header said "My Favorite Martian." Martin is ACE. Seeing him as an ...

... and extended its deal at Warner, with the studio agreeing to distribute 15 Alcon pics domestically over the next five years, including the already-released pair "P.S. I Love You" and "One Missed Call" plus "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2," which opens Aug. 6. Remember that whole "out of ideas" thing? Yea... For a second I thought the header said "My Favorite Martian." Martin is ACE. Seeing him as an ...

..." and "My Dog Skip." Alcon announced in May that it had raised $550 million in private funding and extended its deal at Warner, with the studio agreeing to distribute 15 Alcon pics domestically over the next five years, including the already-released pair "P.S. I Love You" and "One Missed Call" plus "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2," which opens Aug. 6. Remember that whole "out of ideas" thing? Yea...