...'s offer to have sex and he wasn't the first mortal to get the offer, just the first to say no and, well you know what they say about a Goddess scorned.   and then goldilocks said that this porridge was JUUUUUST right and she ate it all up.... is there a reason why you're telling me irrelevant stories..oh right.. you're a FUCKING INCOHERENT MORON who can't connect the dots properly.. i forgot.. carry on. In fact, you ...

..., no woman no cry Say, say, said I remember when we used to sit In the government yard in Trenchtown And then Georgie would make the fire light As it was, love would burn on through the night Then we would cook cornmeal porridge Of which I'll share with you My feet is my only carriage So I've got to push on thru Oh, while I'm gone Everything 's gonna be alright, everything 's gonna be alright Everything 's gonna be alright, everything ...

...Thanks, I'll put it on my reading list. My philosophy readings have been lax lately, what with the pomegranate garden blooming and the seawater distillation plant getting jammed with dolphins and the orphanage running low on porridge. I assume that meanwhile you've been working in large software projects. LOL. Seriously i did not know you were just fucking with me in the past few messages or what. No, i have not been working ...

... project. Thanks, I'll put it on my reading list. My philosophy readings have been lax lately, what with the pomegranate garden blooming and the seawater distillation plant getting jammed with dolphins and the orphanage running low on porridge. I assume that meanwhile you've been working in large software projects. The proper channel for telling me my use of Alt-‹key› is wrong then perhaps is email. I don't care to tell *you...

...>> and younger brother, all left home at different times in the morning, so Mum prepared three cooked breakfasts, all at different times. Various combinations of eggs, bacon, sausages, fried bread, fried tomato, or possibly porridge, sometimes kippers. None of us left home in the morning without a hot breakfast. Same for me. Aren't mums great? Pffft. S'alright for some. I was fed on [shudder] All-Bran [...

...Dad and younger brother, all left home at different times in the morning, so Mum prepared three cooked breakfasts, all at different times. Various combinations of eggs, bacon, sausages, fried bread, fried tomato, or possibly porridge, sometimes kippers. None of us left home in the morning without a hot breakfast. Same for me. Aren't mums great? Indeed :-) Which leads me off on a tangent ... ...

...> > and younger brother, all left home at different times in the morning, so Mum prepared three cooked breakfasts, all at different times. Various combinations of eggs, bacon, sausages, fried bread, fried tomato, or possibly porridge, sometimes kippers. None of us left home in the morning without a hot breakfast. Same for me. Aren't mums great? Indeed :-) Which leads me off on a tangent ... ...

...>> and younger brother, all left home at different times in the morning, so Mum prepared three cooked breakfasts, all at different times. Various combinations of eggs, bacon, sausages, fried bread, fried tomato, or possibly porridge, sometimes kippers. None of us left home in the morning without a hot breakfast. Same for me. Aren't mums great? Indeed :-) Which leads me off on a tangent ... Talking about oversized ...

... Dad and younger brother, all left home at different times in the morning, so Mum prepared three cooked breakfasts, all at different times. Various combinations of eggs, bacon, sausages, fried bread, fried tomato, or possibly porridge, sometimes kippers. None of us left home in the morning without a hot breakfast. It's a Good Thing that she didn't have to drive you all to school in an unsuitably large vehicle TAAW, then. ...

...> and younger brother, all left home at different times in the morning, so Mum prepared three cooked breakfasts, all at different times. Various combinations of eggs, bacon, sausages, fried bread, fried tomato, or possibly porridge, sometimes kippers. None of us left home in the morning without a hot breakfast. Same for me. Aren't mums great? Pffft. S'alright for some. I was fed on [shudder] All-Bran [shudder ...