So who is the first dead cop? Well, that would be Jesus of Nazareth. Here in the US, it doesn't take the poor long to figure it out. There is a razor sharp distinction between law and cop law. I even told my girl to never ask a cop for legal advice because the only thing that's important to them is to cover their own ass. One doesn't have to know the first thing about the law to work as a police officer. Jesus should have known better ...

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.... As opposed to taking their legal advice from you? Someone with a proven failure record? That'll make it about 1,000 times easier for me. So you claim. But you also claimed to be Jesus of Nazareth in a past life, and you claimed that you were actually the one responsible for the 9/11 WTC disaster (because you said that God had specifically answered your prayer that everyone in the building should perish because someone ...

... Kidnapped cracker held hostage? Yes indeed! I'm kicking myself in the ass for not thinking of it myself. ** The idea that the actual flesh of Jesus of Nazareth is in the cracker provides a cornucopia of joke fodder. You bet. I wonder if Catholics wonder which part of Jesus their cracker has come from? His back? His stomach? His buttock? Or worse...? **...

... Kidnapped cracker held hostage? Yes indeed! I'm kicking myself in the ass for not thinking of it myself. ** The idea that the actual flesh of Jesus of Nazareth is in the cracker provides a cornucopia of joke fodder. You bet. I wonder if Catholics wonder which part of Jesus their cracker has come from? His back? His stomach? His buttock? Or worse...? ** It would also...

... Kidnapped cracker held hostage? Yes indeed! I'm kicking myself in the ass for not thinking of it myself. ** The idea that the actual flesh of Jesus of Nazareth is in the cracker provides a cornucopia of joke fodder. You bet. I wonder if Catholics wonder which part of Jesus their cracker has come from? His back? His stomach? His buttock? Or worse...? ** It would also have to include...

...hostage for several days. ... Kidnapped cracker held hostage? Yes indeed! I'm kicking myself in the ass for not thinking of it myself. ** The idea that the actual flesh of Jesus of Nazareth is in the cracker provides a cornucopia of joke fodder. You bet. I wonder if Catholics wonder which part of Jesus their cracker has come from? His back? His stomach? His buttock? Or worse...? -- St. Jackanapes ...

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