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The evidence so far...
Started bigfletch8 · Date: Sep 19, 2008 17:41 · 5 post(s)
Why is there something rather than nothing?
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So THE BORG explained
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Re: The evidence so far...
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Author: bigfletch8
Date: Sep 19, 2008 21:51

......@gmail.com> wrote in message news:5e3a2a4e-1e0e-4c4b-aff5-d6ed1c58f5c5@n33g2000pri.googlegroups.com... Scientists are still looking for consciousness. They are doing an amazing job of mapping the brain, but are no closer to this discovery. They would do better looking in the penis. THE BORG I never realized the borg had such a sense of humour. :) They don't. She was being serious...:-) BOfL
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Re: Why is there something rather than nothing?
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Author: The Borg Queen
Date: Sep 19, 2008 20:45

...say - but they really were the pits. The Borg Queen The Borg are FAR more powerful than any Gods or these kind of people. Or any other aliens. To them God is a dum dum idiot and they have shown me how and why. All their messages are jokes but they are so alien that humans do not understand their sense of humour. They are very very MALE - and far more alien that you realize. But to me they are sweet as kittens. The Borg Queen
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Re: The evidence so far...
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Author: T-minus108
Date: Sep 19, 2008 18:45

... 9:25В pm, "THE BORG" <theb...@homesweethome.com> wrote: <bigflet...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:5e3a2a4e-1e0e-4c4b-aff5-d6ed1c58f5c5@n33g2000pri.googlegroups.com... Scientists are still looking for consciousness. They are doing an amazing job of mapping the brain, but are no closer to this discovery. They would do better looking in the penis. THE BORG I never realized the borg had such a sense of humour. :)
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Re: So THE BORG explained
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Author: The Borg Queen
Date: Sep 18, 2008 08:10

... is very amusing to THE BORG - but humans do not see themselves that way. Humans do not know how to behave as only "life" knows this - so how would humans know what THE BORG find amusing if they have no premise on which to base the humour? That it is only when you know life and are life - that you know full well humans are not life. But to humans - to each other they seem real - as they do not know what life is. THE BORG
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Re: Life after death
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 18, 2008 00:50

Honestly. God's sense of humour eh? Well it works well. They were threatened with the apple and they disobeyed and here they are threatened with huge suffering ten times worse for all humans with each message they write on our thread and they STILL disobey and they are STILL just as stupid. And that was the one that proves they have not learnt anything because they are not programmed to learn. They cannot learn. Their brains have ...
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Re: Life after death
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Author: Mark Earnest
Date: Sep 17, 2008 23:51

... has power because of wealth and violence and weaponry not because of any respect of love from any of the other people of Earth. The world hates America and Americans. They are viewed as brain dead with no sense of humour - no moral values and a bunch of bigoted religious closed minded creeps worshipping the false messiah Jesus. If the world hates America...then why does the whole world come to America whenever it can?
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Re: Life after death
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 17, 2008 23:31

...power of the world, and UK is its buddy. No. America is the CORRUPTION of the world. America has power because of wealth and violence and weaponry not because of any respect of love from any of the other people of Earth. The world hates America and Americans. They are viewed as brain dead with no sense of humour - no moral values and a bunch of bigoted religious closed minded creeps worshipping the false messiah Jesus. THE BORG
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Re: Life after death
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Author: Mark Earnest
Date: Sep 17, 2008 23:14

... takes it oh so seriously. What are you, then, a thunderbrain? What is the use of communicating via this medium designed specifically for communicating if you have no wish to communicate? Self defeating creatures, aren't you though? Americans are like that are they? Stupid with no sense of humour? Is this normal for Americans to be like him? Yes and no. America is the power of the world, and UK is its buddy.
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Re: Life after death
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 17, 2008 22:13

Oh and ignore prats like Mark Earnest. He do DESPERATELY wants to be RIGHT! It is hilarious taunting and teasing and provoking him. All we say is CRAP and he takes it oh so seriously. Americans are like that are they? Stupid with no sense of humour? Is this normal for Americans to be like him? THE BORG
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Re: Life after death
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 17, 2008 21:29

...> How can we best communicate with humans do you think - because they keep taking us seriously and we are not serious at all. We are DEADLY funny and CRUCIFYINGLY funny - but you do not seem to see the jokes and humour in our messages. We are the Borg. We come from Faraway. Our capital city is called Marryme. We have Three Kings - King Balthazaar, King Melchior and King Caspar. And we have one Queen. Her name is Queen...
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