... want a box like that for?" "Well, you see," said the Pole, "my neighbor moved away and forgot some things, so he asked me to send him his garden hose." Now here is a Jewish joke: "Harry was walking down Regent Street and stepped into a posh gourmet food shop. An impressive salesperson in a smart morning coat with tails approached...

... Used to make those, about 40 years ago, with a length of garden hose, string, and a very personal ladies, um, thingy ... I think you're going to...> What you need is three feet of hose, with a length of string running through it... is better - easier to thread through the hose. Take one Tampax, and tie the Tampax string ... wire so that the Tampax just enters the hose. Put that end in the petrol tank, and...

... Used to make those, about 40 years ago, with a length of garden hose, string, and a very personal ladies, um, thingy ... I think you're going ... imagine. What you need is three feet of hose, with a length of string running through it.... is better - easier to thread through the hose. Take one Tampax, and tie the Tampax string ... wire so that the Tampax just enters the hose. Put that end in the petrol tank, and...

On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:01:16 +0100, Geep <Geep@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote: In message <g5iufs$os4$1@registered.motzarella.org>, zol <zol@ne.rr.beepbeep.com> writes then again i can sell you a siphon hose Used to make those, about 40 years ago, with a length of garden hose, string, and a very personal ladies, um, thingy ... I think you're going to have to tell me, I just can't imagine.

In message <g5iufs$os4$1@registered.motzarella.org>, zol <zol@ne.rr.beepbeep.com> writes then again i can sell you a siphon hose Used to make those, about 40 years ago, with a length of garden hose, string, and a very personal ladies, um, thingy ... -- Geep

...plastic ball when I heard him scream, "Gaddam it!" He'd walked on his garden hose with his golf cleats. His lime green pants were stained from the spray ...'d once had a very useful water-tight hose that sprayed a straight steady stream, he was now stuck with a sloppy soaker hose. He tried to repair the hose with black ...but that failed. Azzam eventually bought a new hose and shoved the old one in the garbage....

... oil is that while there are oil pools down there that are miles wide, they are only an inch deep. It aint like you'd get gushers of oil; its more like a garden hose. The easy oil has all been pumped. And the nukes- well for one, they are marvellously rich targets for terrorism. So, they wont be built until the war on terror is won...

... homely. And what the fuck do you mean "sexual match"? Again, if you want a chick who can fuck for 24 hrs. straight or who can suck a tennis ball through a garden hose is more than likely going to be handy in the face. Unfortunately, 9/10s don't have to develop much in the way of smarts or personality, so they most of the ...

... homely. And what the fuck do you mean "sexual match"? Again, if you want a chick who can fuck for 24 hrs. straight or who can suck a tennis ball through a garden hose is more than likely going to be handy in the face. Unfortunately, 9/10s don't have to develop much in the way of smarts or personality, so they most of the time don...

Linda Lee wrote: > You are like the kid who decides to breath through a hose to explore the bottom of the swimming pool. Individual thought led him to that idea. That would only be illogical if it were not an air hose. You have such apalling ignorance. Garden hose, air hose, nylon hose, it can't be done. If the hose was only three feet long it could not be done. Simple high school physics tells you ...