1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger. 2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, 'Dam!' 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving...

...'get it?' I think she may, hence why she dare not return to this thread. Reminds me of that wingnut Tom Newton They do say puns are the lowest form of humor, so where's that put her on the funny scale? Or perhaps attacking your spelling is the only weapon the poor thing's got to wield......

... Scientology grants *you* such beingness. Scientologit...lol. Is poor Brittany the only one who doesn't 'get it?' They do say puns are the lowest form of humor, so where's that put her on the funny scale? Or perhaps attacking your spelling is the only weapon the poor thing's got to wield...

... kids in the cheap seats for this one. Those were made up book titles for the sake of the fine art of making puns....you know, that "lowest" form of humor? I just thought you might appreciate that since you have been making very zenny puns that were charming. Suzanne

...up book titles everything is made up for the sake of the fine art of making puns sake always gets its way ....you know, that "lowest" form of humor? i beg curious to the highest form of humour, the human condition. I just thought you might appreciate i am divine entropy. in that there ...

...wake up the kids in the cheap seats for this one. Those were made up book titles for the sake of the fine art of making puns....you know, that "lowest" form of humor? I just thought you might appreciate that since you have been making very zenny puns that were charming. Suzanne

But these are not mine. I wouldn't be caught dead repeating any of them. A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you make it first. 1. Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but ...

John Doty <jpd@whispertel.losetheh.net> wrote: Geoffrey Summerhayes wrote: Check out today's cartoon at www.userfriendly.org Puns are the lowest form of humour. The shame here is that nobody seems to have understood that the pun was only part of the joke. The joke becomes more ...

John Doty wrote: Geoffrey Summerhayes wrote: Check out today's cartoon at www.userfriendly.org Puns are the lowest form of humour. The shame here is that nobody seems to have understood that the pun was only part of the joke. You mean the, ahem, penetrative nature of the words in question?

Geoffrey Summerhayes wrote: Check out today's cartoon at www.userfriendly.org Puns are the lowest form of humour. The shame here is that nobody seems to have understood that the pun was only part of the joke. -- John Doty, Noqsi Aerospace, Ltd. -- Specialization is for robots.