... loved sitting home in Texas watching news clips of napalm barbequing those little Viet Cong...that screaming witch he's married to -- nurse Ratchet, Eva Braun, Lynn or whatever. ...reject writers from America's Funniest Home Videos and the old Gong show. (They... a clean get away, AND finally shift the blame for it all on my...He humped Cheney's knee on election night. That whole desert island dream is ...