... feel like it, that's why not" thought, Ziggy's Joke o' the day is from Vicky: Thirty-four years ago, Herman James, a... drafted by the Army. On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued him ... several of his teeth. On his second day, the Army issued him a comb. ... barber sheared his head. On his third day, he was issued a jock strap. ...

... feel like it, that's why not" thought, Ziggy's Joke o' the day is from Vicky: Thirty-four years ago, Herman James, a... drafted by the Army. On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued him ... several of his teeth. On his second day, the Army issued him a comb. ... barber sheared his head. On his third day, he was issued a jock strap. ...

...the country, and the macabre joke of the day spoke of a sign...> IT HAD been a calamitous day from the start - nerve-racking ... a preemptive strike, and next day, June 5, soldiers in the ... being demolished, too. The Six Day War was essentially won in ... shrewdly sown in the frightful days leading up to it. On ... 41st anniversary of the Six Day War, prime minister Levi Eshkol ...

...the country, and the macabre joke of the day spoke of a sign...> IT HAD been a calamitous day from the start - nerve-racking ... a preemptive strike, and next day, June 5, soldiers in the ... being demolished, too. The Six Day War was essentially won in ... shrewdly sown in the frightful days leading up to it. On ... 41st anniversary of the Six Day War, prime minister Levi Eshkol ...

... in Human Resources. i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales. j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Management. k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning. l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and ...

...the country, and the macabre joke | of the day spoke of a sign...| IT HAD been a calamitous day from the start - nerve-racking ...out a preemptive strike, and next day, June 5, | soldiers in the ... being demolished, | too. | | The Six Day War was essentially won in ... shrewdly sown in the frightful | days leading up to it. | | On ... 41st anniversary of the Six Day War, prime minister Levi Eshkol ...

...the country, and the macabre joke | of the day spoke of a sign...| IT HAD been a calamitous day from the start - nerve-racking ...out a preemptive strike, and next day, June 5, | soldiers in the ... being demolished, | too. | | The Six Day War was essentially won in ... shrewdly sown in the frightful | days leading up to it. | | On ... 41st anniversary of the Six Day War, prime minister Levi Eshkol ...

... a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The old man looks at the bartender through Teary eyes and between sobs says, "I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She's a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed."...

<A horse walks into a bar.....the bartender asks why the long face?> I'm waiting for the day when a racehorse is named Sarah Jessica Parker.

Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it." The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."