...109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee......

...ends the cowboys' chance at a comeback, the camera cuts to a yelling Terrell Owens on the Cowboy sideline. What is he yelling? Lip Reader's Corner is pleased to report it looked a lot like: "WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?" His postgame press ...

...ends the cowboys' chance at a comeback, the camera cuts to a yelling Terrell Owens on the Cowboy sideline. What is he yelling? Lip Reader's Corner is pleased to report it looked a lot like: "WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?" His postgame press conference featured...

...interception ends the cowboys' chance at a comeback, the camera cuts to a yelling Terrell Owens on the Cowboy sideline. What is he yelling? Lip Reader's Corner is pleased to report it looked a lot like: "WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?" His postgame press conference featured some ...

... the cowboys' chance at a comeback, the camera cuts to a yelling Terrell Owens on the Cowboy sideline. What is he yelling? Lip Reader's Corner is pleased to report it looked a lot like: "WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?" His postgame press conference ...

... the cowboys' chance at a comeback, the camera cuts to a yelling Terrell Owens on the Cowboy sideline. What is he yelling? Lip Reader's Corner is pleased to report it looked a lot like: "WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?" His postgame press conference featured ...

...ends the cowboys' chance at a comeback, the camera cuts to a yelling Terrell Owens on the Cowboy sideline. What is he yelling? Lip Reader's Corner is pleased to report it looked a lot like: "WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?" His postgame press conference featured...

... ends the cowboys' chance at a comeback, the camera cuts to a yelling Terrell Owens on the Cowboy sideline. What is he yelling? Lip Reader's Corner is pleased to report it looked a lot like: "WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?" His postgame press conference featured some ...

... ends the cowboys' chance at a comeback, the camera cuts to a yelling Terrell Owens on the Cowboy sideline. What is he yelling? Lip Reader's Corner is pleased to report it looked a lot like: "WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?" His postgame press conference featured some pretty familiar ...

After the Sheppard interception ends the cowboys' chance at a comeback, the camera cuts to a yelling Terrell Owens on the Cowboy sideline. What is he yelling? Lip Reader's Corner is pleased to report it looked a lot like: "WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?" 8^) (For those with the game on tape, it's right after they show Bledsoe trying to explain himself to Parcells.)