Author: MortimerMortimer Date: Jul 21, 2008 05:06
"JNugent" NPPTG.com> wrote in message
news:79ydnWeXMJVmrB7V4p2dnAA@pipex.net...> Depresion wrote:
>
>> After the thread discussing Nitrogen and CO2 for tyre inflation in
>> motorsport and the one with Doug's mates causing criminal damage I've
>> been giving some thought to what we should inflate road tyres with, and
>> my vote is for cyanide gas.
>
> Ozone?
>
> If you can decide which one, that is.
Easy. Attach a hose to Doug's arsehole. That's the orifice he talks out of
and he generates enough hot air to inflate every tyre in the country.
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