What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving in
your car.

the_dawggie wrote:

Never Trust a Fart. (quote stolen from a wonderful thread on the Powder Mag
forums entitled "I Shit Myself").

Bloody echidna peed all over me - then burrowed into my backseat

David

Rob wrote:

"Rob" gmail.com> wrote in message
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A mate was passenger in my old FE which had a large rust-hole adjacent to
his side kick-panel. The mats were out giving him an unobstructed view of
the road thru said hole.Trouble was it was raining, and on one LH-turn the
front wheel spewed a rooster-tail of water up into the cabin via hole into
his lap.

Jason

In article <467bd14f$0$1188$61c65585@un-2park-reader-
01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au>, atec 77 <"atec 77 at
hotmai dot .com"> says...

Ever been in a car with cat vomit?

'bodily fluids'
-it just gets em' women all so excited having the opportunity
to drive in my jeep, that they just can't control 'it';)

But to tell you the truth the worst is milk - fortunatelly this never
happened in my new jeep, but it did in my old nissan sunny,
the stain was not the major problem though, but the stench.
I had to rip out the seat and drench it in water and still this did not
entirelly get rid of the problem, and the 'scent' could still be sensed
a few months later, when I was selling the car.

DRW

On Jun 26, 9:31 am, quietguy counselling.com> wrote:

You had a sheep on the back seat?!?!?!

That's incredibly funny for some reason, looks
from other drivers around you would have
been fairly weird.

David Springthorpe wrote in message ...

I saw Tom Arnold on Letterman the other day and he said the word is
"sharted"

mk5000

"The new Prado seems to me to be less of an
offroad performer than my current model and the lack of a chassis on
the Pajero is a bit of a detractor for serious dirt use. Maybe I'll
have to go up to the 100 series or a Patrol, though it would have been
nice to stick to the smaller size (handier in town)."--hotham

the_dawggie wrote:

Better than having the sheep in the front seat!

quietguy wrote in message
<467D9E69.11525EB6@REMOVE-TO-REPLYconfidential-counselling.com>...

there's a very funny ad on tv I've seen for the first time this week, and
still don't know what it was for.

A guy picks up his girlfriend, and leaves the flowers he's going to give her
in the front seat of his car.

And a sheepgoat climbs in the car and makes a meal of it.

Though nothing makes worst stains than italian food - tomato sauce and wine

or so i thought worst yet is hair dye

mk5000

"and I am drunk on your lawn before the sun comes up.
You allow this, being generous with moral applause. The
sleepless will.
So superstitious that you believe anything before you
are told."--legends of the common, dean baker