> "August West" kororaa.com> wrote in message
> news:87y737z2x6.fsf@news2.kororaa.com...

>> Hot Badger Deluxe spamcop.org> writes:
>>

>>> On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 20:46:57 +0100, Sam Nelson wrote:
>>>

>>>> The Queen's opening speech will consist of the single word
>>>> "Wo'eva" and the flame will be lit by some obese teenager on a
>>>> sofa in the middle of the stadium who leans as far as he can
>>>> without actually shifting his arse and just manages to push
>>>> the button on a remote, farting as he does so.

>>>
>>> Then someone stabs him.
>>>
>>> And the ambulance takes just too long to save him.

>>
>> And the ambulance get stoned by track suited youf out of their
>> gourds on skunk and white cider.
>>

>
> Latest sport in Scummerland is stopping the Air Ambulance from
> landing.
>
> http://www.thisissouthampton.co.uk/display.var.2419606.0.idiots_st
> op_countys_air_ambulance_landing_for_emergencies.php
>
> mind the link doesn't bend / break.....
>