> Hot Badger Deluxe spamcop.org> writes:
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>> On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 20:46:57 +0100, Sam Nelson wrote:
>>

>>> The Queen's opening speech will consist of the single word "Wo'eva" and
>>> the flame will be lit by some obese teenager on a sofa in the middle of
>>> the stadium who leans as far as he can without actually shifting his
>>> arse and just manages to push the button on a remote, farting as he does
>>> so.

>>
>> Then someone stabs him.
>>
>> And the ambulance takes just too long to save him.

>
> And the ambulance get stoned by track suited youf out of their gourds on
> skunk and white cider.
>

>
> Latest sport in Scummerland is stopping the Air Ambulance from landing.
>
> http://www.thisissouthampton.co.uk/display.var.2419606.0.idiots_stop_countys_air...
>

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>> Hot Badger Deluxe spamcop.org> writes:
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>>> On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 20:46:57 +0100, Sam Nelson...