> After watching China it is clear that our game will be
> embarassingly inadaquate and it will just highlight what shithole
> this country is. They will make us look like the third woorld
> nation we are.

>"Bazzer Smith" invalid.net> wrote in message
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>> After watching China it is clear that our game will be
>> embarassingly inadaquate and it will just highlight what shithole
>> this country is. They will make us look like the third woorld
>> nation we are.

>
>Nonsense.
>I'm sure the world will be incredibly impressed by a synchronised
>shooting from teams of hoodies and a nicked car being chased round the
>stadium by the police.

> "Bazzer Smith" invalid.net> wrote in message
> news:0m%%mk.131011$Lw1.60071@newsfe29.ams2...

>> After watching China it is clear that our game will be
>> embarassingly inadaquate and it will just highlight what shithole
>> this country is. They will make us look like the third woorld
>> nation we are.

>
> Nonsense.
> I'm sure the world will be incredibly impressed by a synchronised shooting
> from teams of hoodies and a nicked car being chased round the stadium by the
> police.

> In message registered.motzarella.org>, Dr Zoidberg
> drzoidberg.co.uk> writes

>>"Bazzer Smith" invalid.net> wrote in message
>>news:0m%%mk.131011$Lw1.60071@newsfe29.ams2...

>>> After watching China it is clear that our game will be
>>> embarassingly inadaquate and it will just highlight what shithole
>>> this country is. They will make us look like the third woorld
>>> nation we are.

>>
>>Nonsense.
>>I'm sure the world will be incredibly impressed by a synchronised
>>shooting from teams of hoodies and a nicked car being chased round the
>>stadium by the police.

>
> All of it broadcast in grainy, blurry B&W shot on a CCTV camera

>
> Leading up to the London Games the place will be flooded by Old Bill
> and visitors will be ever so surprised at how well behaved everyone is
> especially on buses and tubes that have "Bobby's" riding in them.

> On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 20:46:57 +0100, Sam Nelson wrote:
>

>> The Queen's opening speech will consist of the single word "Wo'eva"
>> and the flame will be lit by some obese teenager on a sofa in the
>> middle of the stadium who leans as far as he can without actually
>> shifting his arse and just manages to push the button on a remote,
>> farting as he does so.

>
> Then someone stabs him.
>
> And the ambulance takes just too long to save him.

> On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:02:27 +0100, John Rowland wrote:
>
>
>

>> ... because the speed bumps have reduced ambulance speed to that of
>> a horse drawn ambulance.

>
> How the hell is a HORSE going to draw an ambulance?

> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:43:40 +0100, Baldoni wrote:
>
>
>

>> Mau Mau

>
> Which reminds me of this gem:
>
> John Cooper Clark - Post-War Glamour Girls
>
> Espresso bongo snaps of Rome
> in the Latin quarter of the ideal home
> fucks all day and sleeps alone
> just a tiger rug and a telephone
> says a post war glamour girl’s never alone.
>
> in the seventh heaven on the thirteenth floor
> sweethearts counterparts kiss
> limbo dancers under the door ...

> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 22:07:23 +0100, Baldoni wrote:
>
>
>

>> I love it :-)

>
> John Cooper Clark wrote some wonderful stuff.
>
> Evidently Chicken Town (shit video - the perspective is fucked)
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGWhjojt5dw

> On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:02:27 +0100, John Rowland wrote:
>
>
>

>> ... because the speed bumps have reduced ambulance speed to that of a
>> horse
>> drawn ambulance.

>
> How the hell is a HORSE going to draw an ambulance?
>