> Today I am going to be hypermobile for a few days.
> I will be taking the car (with most of the family) to the west country
> for a few days.
> There we will be going to a family reunion, a stag/hen night, a punch
> up (all reunions have to have them) & a wedding. (maybe not in that
> order) I expect we will consume fish & meat, use motor transport to
> get to the various venues, and drink large amounts of alcohol.I do
> not expect to see tofu, bean sprouts or lentils during this time.
> We will no doubt cause noise pollution (although where we are staying
> is apart from most people) waste large amounts of money (which I have
> not got)on food & drink, and use large amounts of power for cooking,
> dance venues, pool heating etc.
> All the time I am doing this I will think of Doug ( yea right)
> Please keep him happy until I return on Saturday.