> On 1 Sep, 15:41, "Mike P" privacy.net> wrote:
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>> "Tommy" googlemail.com> wrote in message

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>>news:6i2b6iFo6ajnU1@mid.individual.net...

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>>> "BrianW" hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:5f8bdfa4-d994-4286-aa31-0455e00e9f60@k7g2000hsd.googlegroups.com...

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>>> Yup, Gollum will believe any old crap if it happens to coincide with
>>> one of his pathetic little prejudices.  Remember his glee when he
>>> found an article on NASA's site which appeared to back up his "two
>>> ozones" hypothesis?  Of course, the article in question was aimed at
>>> children, and was therefore considerably dumbed down, although
>>> evidently not by enough for Gollum.

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>>> Gullible?  BrianW is just a -ve version ofDoug - both choosing to be blind
>>> to any facts they disagree with  and lacking any common sense  - no winder
>>> Bri hates him :)

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>> Hmm this bit doesn't make too much sense.

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> Just as Gollum could use his ability to be "100%% wrong 100%% of the
> time" in a profitable manner, Toomtard could use his ability to post
> incoherent fuckwitted drivel in order to benefit mankind.  I am
> thinking that perhaps he could be used to provide a totally secure
> cryptography service.  If, for example, the message to be transmitted
> was "Attack at dawn", Toomy would probably translate this as "BUT THE
> you are TFL tried to fuxxin angry man".  That, of course, would be
> incomprensible to all other humans, bar one.  The exception is Gollum,
> who has in the past stated that he has no trouble understanding
> Toomtard.  Gollum, therefore, could unscramble the messages at the
> other end.
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> How about it, Gollum and Toomtard - you could for the first time in
> your lives make yourselves useful?