> It must be a really quiet day in Manchester news wise.
>
> A stupid bint on her driving test drove through a puddle and splashed
> a pedestrian.
> The mother-of-two protested that if she had swerved to avoid the
> puddle she might have caused an accident.
> The examiner then said she should have swapped details with the
> pedestrian as she had driven without consideration to other road
> users.
> Said the DSA "We agree with the examiner, she really was a stupid
> bint."
> Said the stupid bint "It was the third time I have done this, why
> should I have to hand over my details to him."
> Said the pedestrian "It was horrible, I was soaked. I would not want
> her details, she is a double bagger."
> Said the stupid bint "This is unfair, I am going to complain to the
> BBC, and look even more stupid."
>
> More (or less):
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7605026.stm
>
> --
> Off now to eat a pepporami as I sound a bit too much like Dhug.