It must be a really quiet day in Manchester news wise.

A stupid bint on her driving test drove through a puddle and splashed
a pedestrian.
The mother-of-two protested that if she had swerved to avoid the
puddle she might have caused an accident.
The examiner then said she should have swapped details with the
pedestrian as she had driven without consideration to other road
users.
Said the DSA "We agree with the examiner, she really was a stupid
bint."
Said the stupid bint "It was the third time I have done this, why
should I have to hand over my details to him."
Said the pedestrian "It was horrible, I was soaked. I would not want
her details, she is a double bagger."
Said the stupid bint "This is unfair, I am going to complain to the
BBC, and look even more stupid."

More (or less):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7605026.stm