I'm sure most of you have measured your IQ from time to time.
However, have you ever wondered about your DTQ (Doug and Toomy
Quotient)? If so, here's your chance to find out. Simply answer the
following questions, add up your scores and check to find out your
DTQ.

1. You are a professed environmental activist. Where do you source
your food?

a) I grow most of it myself, and buy what I can't grow myself from
local organic farmers' markets
b) I buy must of it from independent retailers and farmers' markets
c) Tesco

2. What do you think of Miles Cooper?

a) He's a pyschotic nut who is in prison, where he belongs
b) Who is Miles Cooper?
c) He's a motorist terrorist

3. Does the following sentence make any sense: "TfL tried to keep
congestion charge increases total CO2 in London"

"Brian Whitehead" hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:685019b6-231e-4712-a76e-35f2560d4dcb@r66g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...

c) as it's closest and any polution caused isn't my fault.