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Author: DougDoug Date: Oct 28, 2007 23:49
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Author: Knight Of The RoadKnight Of The Road Date: Oct 29, 2007 00:08
"Doug" riseup.net> wrote
Some motorists are reputed to be in love with> their cars so do they sometimes have sex with them? If so how? Perhaps
> a motorist here could enlighten us?
No Doug, only cyclists. Cyclists like you, Doug "the nonce" Bollen.
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Author: DougDoug Date: Oct 29, 2007 00:35
On 29 Oct, 07:08, "Knight Of The Road" hotmail.com>
wrote:> "Doug" riseup.net> wrote
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> Some motorists are reputed to be in love with
>>> their cars so do they sometimes have sex with them? If so how? Perhaps
>> a motorist here could enlighten us?
>
> No Doug, only cyclists. Cyclists like you, Doug "the nonce" Bollen.
>
Typically abusive respionse duly noted and plain for all to see. Also
deliberately wrong attribution. Are there no limits to the depths that
some motorists here will sink in their pathetic attempts at self-
justification?
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Author: Knight Of The RoadKnight Of The Road Date: Oct 29, 2007 00:43
> Typically abusive respionse duly noted and plain for all to see. Also
> deliberately wrong attribution. Are there no limits to the depths that
> some motorists here will sink in their pathetic attempts at self-
> justification?
Something else that is plain for all to see is that you are trying to
fabricate a story about motorists having sex with cars out of the story of a
bicyclist having sex with a bicycle.
And as for "deliberately wrong attribution", you are Doug Bollen and it has
been proven over and over again that you are Doug Bollen.
(Awaits "Liar!" rant)
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Author: Brian WhiteheadBrian Whitehead Date: Oct 29, 2007 02:28
On 29 Oct, 07:08, "Knight Of The Road" hotmail.com>
wrote:> "Doug" riseup.net> wrote
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> Some motorists are reputed to be in love with
>>> their cars so do they sometimes have sex with them? If so how? Perhaps
>> a motorist here could enlighten us?
>
> No Doug, only cyclists. Cyclists like you, Doug "the nonce" Bollen.
Bollen likes his bikes young. He loses interest when they lose their
stabilisers.
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Author: Knight Of The RoadKnight Of The Road Date: Oct 29, 2007 03:04
"Brian Whitehead" hotmail.com> wrote
> Bollen likes his bikes young. He loses interest when they lose their
> stabilisers.
>
The article Doug Bollen linked to stated that the only other person ever
prosecuted for having sex with an inanimate object was convicted of having
sex with a pavement.
So this phenomenon seems to be peculiar to cyclists and pedestrians and as
Doug Bollen is both, he would be better placed to understand this perversion
than any of us.
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Author: BrimstoneBrimstone Date: Oct 29, 2007 03:17
Knight Of The Road wrote:
> "Brian Whitehead" hotmail.com> wrote
>>> Bollen likes his bikes young. He loses interest when they lose their
>> stabilisers.
>>
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> The article Doug Bollen linked to stated that the only other person
> ever prosecuted for having sex with an inanimate object was convicted
> of having sex with a pavement.
>
> So this phenomenon seems to be peculiar to cyclists and pedestrians
> and as Doug Bollen is both, he would be better placed to understand
> this perversion than any of us.
>
Surely even Doug Bollen is entitled to do what he likes in private? If
someone goes barging into DB's accommodation and finds him engaged in
non-mainstream activity with inanimate objects then I can't see how they've
got the right to "be offended". The only proviso of course is that the
objects concerned are of adult age and have willingly given their consent. ...
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Author: Brian WhiteheadBrian Whitehead Date: Oct 29, 2007 03:33
On 29 Oct, 10:17, "Brimstone" yahoo.co.uk> wrote:> Knight Of The Road wrote:> "Brian Whitehead" hotmail.com> wrote
>>>> Bollen likes his bikes young. He loses interest when they lose their
>>> stabilisers.
>
>> The article Doug Bollen linked to stated that the only other person
>> ever prosecuted for having sex with an inanimate object was convicted
>> of having sex with a pavement.
>
>> So this phenomenon seems to be peculiar to cyclists and pedestrians
>> and as Doug Bollen is both, he would be better placed to understand
>> this perversion than any of us.
>
> Surely even Doug Bollen is entitled to do what he likes in private? If
> someone goes barging into DB's accommodation and finds him engaged in
> non-mainstream activity with inanimate objects...
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Author: Knight Of The RoadKnight Of The Road Date: Oct 29, 2007 03:47
"Brian Whitehead" hotmail.com> wrote
> I think this is the more serious point. I doubt that Mr Bollen could
> persuade any adult bike to engage in a relationship with him, so he
> probably has to go for kiddie bikes.
At this point, I wonder if some kind soul could remind me of the URLs of the
"Doug Bollen with bicycle" photographs taken at the Greenwich Cyclists day
out in order that we can scrutinise them for evidence of cyclophilia?
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Author: Brian WhiteheadBrian Whitehead Date: Oct 29, 2007 03:55
On 29 Oct, 10:47, "Knight Of The Road" hotmail.com>
wrote:> "Brian Whitehead" hotmail.com> wrote
>>> I think this is the more serious point. I doubt that Mr Bollen could
>> persuade any adult bike to engage in a relationship with him, so he
>> probably has to go for kiddie bikes.
>
> At this point, I wonder if some kind soul could remind me of the URLs of the
> "Doug Bollen with bicycle" photographs taken at the Greenwich Cyclists day
> out in order that we can scrutinise them for evidence of cyclophilia?
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