> in message pipex.net>, JNugent
> ('not.telling@noparticularplacetogo.com') wrote:
>

>> Tony Raven wrote:

>>> "..many commuters are now switching to bicycles … can I offer five handy
>>> hints to those setting out on a bike for the first time. 1. Do not
>>> cruise through red lights. Because if I’m coming the other way, I will
>>> run you down, for fun. 2. Do not pull up at junctions in front of a line
>>> of traffic. Because if I’m behind you, I will set off at normal speed
>>> and you will be crushed under my wheels..."
>>> Jeremy Clarkson, 16th July 2005. Beware Vicious Cycles. The Sun.

>> Yeah, well...
>>
>> You can't say that there isn't good reasoning behind both of those
>> hyperbolic "threats". We all know he won't do it, and we all know that
>> those he is "threatening" are a bunch of anti-social turds whom only
>> another anti-social turd will defend.

>
> So if I'm quietly minding my own business at the front of a queue waiting ...