> It would go something like this.
>
> Doug comes onto the court, generally insulting and abusing everyone with
> his vindictive and sneering attitude. This abuse extends even to neutral
> supporters and the umpire. Umpire awards a penalty point to his opponent
> for racket abuse.
> 0-15
>
> Doug serves, but every hit of his rally is sent back with great force
> and precision, leaving him struggling and eventually losing the point.
> 0-30
>
> Doug serves what he claims is a great ace, only it's pointed out to him
> by the umpire that he isn't allowed to redefine what counts as "in" to
> suit his own aganda, and the ball was, in fact, out by miles.
> 0-40
>
> Doug quietly shuffles off the court, as he doesn't like this game and
> knows he's losing. Game declared as forfeited. ...

> It would go something like this.
>
> Doug comes onto the court, generally insulting and abusing everyone with his
> vindictive and sneering attitude. This abuse extends even to neutral
> supporters and the umpire. Umpire awards a penalty point to his opponent for
> racket abuse.
> 0-15
>
> Doug serves, but every hit of his rally is sent back with great force and
> precision, leaving him struggling and eventually losing the point.
> 0-30
>
> Doug serves what he claims is a great ace, only it's pointed out to him by
> the umpire that he isn't allowed to redefine what counts as "in" to suit his
> own aganda, and the ball was, in fact, out by miles.
> 0-40
>
> Doug quietly shuffles off the court, as he doesn't like this game and knows ...

>On 22 May, 07:06, "Graculus" hotmail.co.uk>
>wrote:

>> It would go something like this.
>>
>> Doug comes onto the court, generally insulting and abusing everyone with his
>> vindictive and sneering attitude. This abuse extends even to neutral
>> supporters and the umpire. Umpire awards a penalty point to his opponent for
>> racket abuse.
>> 0-15
>>
>> Doug serves, but every hit of his rally is sent back with great force and
>> precision, leaving him struggling and eventually losing the point.
>> 0-30
>>
>> Doug serves what he claims is a great ace, only it's pointed out to him by
>> the umpire that he isn't allowed to redefine what counts as "in" to suit his
>> own aganda, and the ball was, in fact, out by miles. ...

>>Dung calls the opponent a "hypocrite" each time the opponent scores a
>>point.

> LIAR!!!!

>Ed Banger ool.catford.tv> gurgled happily, sounding much like
>they were saying:
>

>>>Dung calls the opponent a "hypocrite" each time the opponent scores a
>>>point.

>

>> LIAR!!!!

>
>It's been a while since we've heard "Pot! Kettle!"