Only created in model form but perhaps this is the sort of thing that
Doug might consider a suitable life style (or does he think that trains
lead to hypermobility?)

Start here and have a look each side of this photo
http://mikehughes627.fotopic.net/p51453731.html

If this doesn't suit him perhaps something from around 1906 might be
better. Start here for this
http://mikehughes627.fotopic.net/p51793380.html

BTW theG scale model (Broke Brick Mountain) was created by Charlie
Fox-Wilson, a member of South Shore Model Railroad Club which meets in
Sompting, West Sussex. Anyone interested in seeing this model and fellow
modeller Cliff South's Ashley, Danville and Deanstown HO scale model can
see them at Firle Village Hall, Firle, East Sussex on Aug Bank Holiday
Monday 25 August.