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Get a degree in frying burgers or lose your benefits!!!!!         


Author: Lord Turkey Cough
Date: Jan 28, 2008 01:07

Classic bollocks from a corrupt and bent government!!

Major NHS fraud news scandal by the government MP's breaking.

They are driving the country to ruins.

Watch this space
-----------------------> " ".

" "<--------------------------------or this one.
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Re: Get a degree in frying burgers or lose your benefits!!!!!         


Author: Baldoni
Date: Jan 28, 2008 01:53

Lord Turkey Cough brought next idea :
> Classic bollocks from a corrupt and bent government!!
>
> Major NHS fraud news scandal by the government MP's breaking.
>
> They are driving the country to ruins.
>
> Watch this space -----------------------> " ".
>
>
> " "<--------------------------------or this one.

I heard about a load of bollocks early this morning regarding A Levels
at McDonalds whatever that is meant to be.

A girl who worked there 20 years ago told me there was such a place as
McDonalds burger university in the USA.

--
Count Baldoni
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Re: Get a degree in frying burgers or lose your benefits!!!!!         


Author: mustaphasiddique
Date: Jan 28, 2008 03:18

On 28 Jan, 09:07, "Lord Turkey Cough" invalid.com> wrote:
> Classic bollocks from a corrupt and bent government!!
>
> Major NHS fraud news scandal by the government MP's breaking.
>
> They are driving the country to ruins.
>
> Watch this space ----------------------->    " ".
>
> " "<--------------------------------or this one.

At no point has anyone suggested that people
indulge in this bollocks or lose their benefits.

In any even if such rubbish is tried you can
simply tell them you are a vegetarian.
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Re: Get a degree in frying burgers or lose your benefits!!!!!         


Author: John Rowland
Date: Jan 28, 2008 03:47

Baldoni wrote:
>
> A girl who worked there 20 years ago told me there was such a place as
> McDonalds burger university in the USA.

I'm surprised she never mentioned the fact that there is such a place as
McDonalds Burger University in their UK HQ at East Finchley. It's just what
they call the place where the managers are trained.
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Re: Get a degree in frying burgers or lose your benefits!!!!!         


Author: Front Line Librarian
Date: Jan 28, 2008 04:10

In article newsfe4-win.ntli.net>,
spamdump@invalid.com says...
> Classic bollocks from a corrupt and bent government!!
>

I'll have the A Level Geography, with fries and a Diet Coke, please.

--
eric
"live fast, die only if strictly necessary"
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Re: Get a degree in frying burgers or lose your benefits!!!!!         


Author: Sam Nelson
Date: Jan 28, 2008 05:54

In article newsfe4-win.ntli.net>,
"Lord Turkey Cough" invalid.com> writes:
> Classic bollocks from a corrupt and bent government!!

All these years I've been saying `any minute now you'll need a degree to
flip burgers' but a) never thought I'd ever actually mean it or b) realised
that the degree would come from the burger joint itself.
--
SAm.
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Re: Get a degree in frying burgers or lose your benefits!!!!!         


Author: johnmids2006
Date: Jan 28, 2008 06:57

Don't know what the fuss is about.

Stands to reason that if you work in the junk food industry, you need
junk qualifications.
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Re: Get a degree in frying burgers or lose your benefits!!!!!         


Author: ®i©ardo
Date: Jan 28, 2008 07:22

mustaphasiddique@aol.com wrote:
> On 28 Jan, 11:06, "Janitor of Lunacy" attic.info> wrote:
>
>> For once, old Balders, you are correct. It was founded by Ray Kroc, who made
>> MacDonald's the financial success it is today, and is described here:
>>
>
> Earning huge sums of money by destroying
> your customers health is not clever.
>

Well, it's a lot cleverer than the customers destroying their own health
by buying and eating the stuff!

--
Moving things in still pictures!
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Re: Get a degree in frying burgers or lose your benefits!!!!!         


Author: Derek Geldard
Date: Jan 28, 2008 07:27

On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:57:00 -0800 (PST), johnmids2006
ntlworld.com> wrote:
>Don't know what the fuss is about.
>
>Stands to reason that if you work in the junk food industry, you need
>junk qualifications.

If I'm not mistaken (and since this is uk.transport) British Leyland,
famous for "junk" cars, opened their "Unipart" University 15 (??)
years ago.

DG
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Re: Get a degree in frying burgers or lose your benefits!!!!!         


Date: Jan 28, 2008 07:25

Hot Badger Deluxe spamcop.org> wrote:
> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:54:32 +0000, Sam Nelson wrote:
>
>> In article newsfe4-win.ntli.net>,
>> "Lord Turkey Cough" invalid.com> writes:
>>> Classic bollocks from a corrupt and bent government!!
>>
>> All these years I've been saying `any minute now you'll need a degree to
>> flip burgers' but a) never thought I'd ever actually mean it or b) realised
>> that the degree would come from the burger joint itself.
>
> Soon you'll be able to get a degree at the University of Waitrose.
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