On 17 Jul, 01:11, %%ste...@malloc.co.uk (Steve Firth) wrote:

Having considered it some more, I don't think Gollum would explode. I
think a more likely result is: "in his rage he drove his right foot so
far into the ground that it sank in up to his waist; then in a passion
he seized the left foot with both hands and tore himself in two."

He even looks rather like the fictional character in question:

Doug Bollen: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Rumpelstiltskin-Crane1886.jpg
Rumpelstiltskin: http://www.flickr.com/photos/gollumofcatford/2620828748/