Toomtard made the following post yesterday:

"Oh Doug, I've noticed the Daily Mail has no pictures of actual
murders or
car accidents (only the aftermath)

Does it mean they didn't happen (Irony too much for the - crickey
whats the
word - vermin and the fungi?
no thats unfair to mice, cockroaches or the rats and they are
certainly no
fun guys:)

Steve - have you worked out from my "pittiful" attempts at humour who
I am
yet or why I mke money out of my words? "

I thought we could see how much money Toomy can make out of his words,
by way of an auction. I think we'd better have a reverse (Dutch)
auction. What am I bid for ToomyHumour? Anyone start with a fiver?