Pope Pompous XVIII wrote:
|| Le Dieu has brought this to us :
||| "Pope Pompous XVIII" wrote in message
||| news:mn.355d7d6bafb56011.63262@mymessageidamoi.toto...
|||| Le Dieu submitted this idea :
||||| "Pope Pompous XVIII" wrote in message
||||| news:mn.35447d6baeeacee8.63262@mymessageidamoi.toto...
|||||| Le Dieu formulated the question :
||||||| "Pope Pompous XVIII"
||||||
||||||| and the Earth orbits the Sun
|||||||| once a year
||||||
||||||
||||||| Yeah, and not so long ago your fucking popes would have burnt
||||||| you at the stake for saying so.
||||||
||||||| A. Dieu.
||||||
|||||| Just be grateful I'm still alive Le Dieu
||||||
|||||| I keep you on your toes
||||||
|||||| Were it not for me you could be bathing Ted's bottom tonight in
|||||| a tub of sudsy water
||||||
|||||| Count your blessings and try an' keep your temper in check
||||||
|||||| -- + His Holiness Pope Pompous XVIII
||||||
|||||| "This is all Blarney!" -- Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth I
||||
||||
||||| Did you know up until the early 20th century you could buy your
||||| way out of purgatory?
||||
||||| Bishops could flog you a certain number of days off, archbishops
||||| a bit more, cardinals more and the pope a whole shedload.
||||
||||| Does this really strike you as something that actually exists
||||| pope?
||||
||||| (stifles a giggle)
||||
|||| Who cares we made shedloads of money out of them
||||
|||| How much would you give to see manchester United reach another
|||| European final during your lifetime?
||||
|||| I can probably arrange it but it might involve food poison and
|||| suchlike
||||
|||| Give Me at least a month's notice
||||
|||| -- + His Holiness Pope Pompous XVIII
||||
|||| "This is all Blarney!" -- Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth I
||||
||
||
||| Your entire life is based on a sham, pope.
||
||| A lifetime of misery and false hope with the hollow promise of
||| fulfillment at the end that even the least intelligent amongst us
||| can see through.
||
||| Isn't it about time you started supporting a decent football team?
||
||| PMSL
||
||| A. Dieu.
||
|| Indeed you are a heavy cross I have to bear in this life Le Dieu but
|| I bear it willingly for the salvation of souls and the greater glory
|| of God
||
|| Ad maiorem Dei gloriam et Beatae Maria Virginae
||
|| Laus Dei Semper
||
|| --
|| + His Holiness Pope Pompous XVIII
||
|| "This is all Blarney!" -- Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth I

Pope check this out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zjP_8R6Es8

REFRAIN REFRAIN
Gaudete, Gaudete, Christus est natus Rejoice, Rejoice, Christ is born
Ex Maria Virgine, Gaudete! of the Virgin Mary, Rejoice!
---- ----
VERSE 1. VERSE 1.
Tempus adest gratiae The hour of grace which we
Hoc quod optabamus, seek is here.
Carmina laetitiae We offer with devotion our
Devote reddamus. songs of gladness.
---- ----
VERSE 2. VERSE 2.
Deus homo factus est, God is made man, a thing of
Natura mirante, wonder.
Mundus renovatus est, The world is renewed by
A Christo regnante. Christ's reign.
---- ----
VERSE 3. VERSE 3.
Ezecheelis porta Light has arisen. Salvation
Clausa pertransitur, is come,
Undelux est orta Bursting the gates of
Salus invenitur. death.
---- ----
VERSE 4. VERSE 4.
Ergo nostra contio Our congregation lustily
Psallat jam in lustro, rejoices now,
Benedicat domino, Giving blessing to God,
Salus Regi nostro. our Saviour and King.

--
"A horse a horse my kingdom for a horse, I haven't had a winner in six
months".

MD

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