.....Wattie Smith, Sally McCoist, Ian Paisley, John Greig, Myra
Hindlay, Barry Ferguson, Jim White, Grégory Vignal, Pol Pot, David
Murray, Oswald Mosley, Craig Brown, Marti Pellow, Fred West, Michael
("it's Mike") Myres, Ming the Merciless, Alex MacDonald & Sandy
Jardine, Hugh Dallas, Emperor Palpatine, Le Petit Merde, Edward
Longshanks, Craig Paterson, Camilla Parker-Bowles, Mike McCurry,
Trevor Jordache, Richard Gough, Jason Voorhees, Skeletor, Andy Goram,
"Tiny" Wharton, Hannibal Lecter, Genghis Khan, Ian Ferguson, Iain
Ferguson, Ruhollah Khomeini, Bobby Tait, Chris Evans, Danny Baker,
Leatherface, Mark Hately, Judas Iscariot, Michael Carroll, Jabba the
Hutt, Oliver Cromwell, Ignacio Javier Gómez Novo, The Master, Martin
Bain, Mike Barrymore, Ian Durrant, Vlad the Impaler, Jock Brown, Adolf
Hitler, Marvin Andrews, Enoch Powell, Paul Gascoigne, Derek Ferguson,
Freddy Krueger, John McClelland, Colin Montgomery, Montgomery Burns,
Charlie fae Busted, Big Fat DJ, Ethel Cardew, Maggie Thatcher. Can you
hear me, Maggie Thatcher? YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELLUVA BEATING...