Well, I for one am gutted over the events of last night in Manchester both
during and after the UEFA Cup Final between Glasgow Rangers and that Zenith
Data Systems Blue Petersburg, or whatever the fuck they were called. Gutted
firstly because I couldn't get a ticket for the game in the first place and
couldn't be in Manchester; gutted secondly because I had to be elsewhere and
missed the game on telly; gutted thirdly because Rangers were only beaten
2-0 when I rather hoped the Russians would put at least five past the dirty
Orange Proddie filthy Hun Bastards. Still, a defeat in Europe is a defeat in
Europe for the World's most bigoted, racist and heathen pile of footballing
shite.

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

I laughed so much when I heard the result I nearly fell off my zimmerframe.
Funny as all holy fuck. And then when I saw what happened to the glorious
shithole metropolis that is Manchester in the aftermath, I nearly shot my
load all over Trevor MacDonald. All those Orange sash-wearing drum-beating
dirty filthy scum Protestant twats descend on Manchester and completely run
amok, stabbing Russian fans, fighting with police, wrecking bars...it was
just like the good old days of fighting in Europe, as begun by The Scum in
the 'seventies, and continued so well by the Scousers for years to come.