Author: Jimmy T CuntJimmy T Cunt Date: Sep 7, 2007 18:38
On Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:15:22 -0000, TheDeathOfBrian@ gmail.com wrote:
>
>I said to Emma, the other night, MY COCK NEEDS LICKING! She called in
>Richard, (or as me and my girlfriends lovingly refer to him, Snippety
>Dick) my hairdresser and he happily lifted my huge girth out of the
>way while Emma got down to work (once she'd found her eyebrow tweezers
>and (non-eyebrow) microscope).
>
>Unfortunately I couldn't get a stiffy, not just because of the
>horrendous amount of artery clogging lard in my nob veins, but also
>because Emma was not a man. Richard had to finish me off, while Emma
>ate a Gregg's pie (or seven).
He'll eat your pies, he'll tell you lies,
You wouldn't believe that fat bastard's size
His massive gut is forty foot, it goes dark when he walks in the pub
His buttocks part, you'll smell his farts,
He's...
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