I heard a story about a guy in glasgow 20 odd years ago .

The guy seen a car advert saying RS2000 £10 .

He phoned the number and it was a bird that answered , He then asked her
if it was a part for a RS2000 she wasnt selling .

The bird then explained she was getting a divorce after she caught her
husband sgagging another bird - and the terms of the divorce stated that
she must give ex husband 50%% of whatever she sold the car .

Apparently the RS2000 was the guys pride and joy and she figured selling
it for a tenner would really hurt him .