http://www.nnseek.com/e/uk.people.deaf/ Posts for uk.people.deaf Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:38:02 PDT http://www.nnseek.com/ http://www.nnseek.com/img/64.png 64 64 NNSeek http://www.nnseek.com/e/uk.people.deaf/slingbox_284502167t.html http://www.nnseek.com/e/uk.people.deaf/slingbox_284502167t.html

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]]> Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:38:02 PDT http://www.nnseek.com/e/uk.people.deaf/looking_for_a_soulmate_business_partner_283469207t.html http://www.nnseek.com/e/uk.people.deaf/looking_for_a_soulmate_business_partner_283469207t.html and the reason I am here is to find a partner who is totally deaf. I
am not deaf and I can't do sign language but I want a deaf boyfriend.

I will explain why later.

I have been single for-well, forever basically-I've had 1 boyfriend
who I was with for a month and I didn't really get on with him. I am
23, 24 next Feb and I am tired of feeling lonely. I want someone to
cuddle and I am already an active member on other groups so I thought
I'd try this group 1st.

I am also ambitious and believe that teamwork is the key to wealth and
happiness. Being rich is a choice if you have a willing partner, plus
it will be the 1st time I've had sex for 5 years.

But I need a guy who is TOTALLY deaf, I think the technical term is
profoundly deaf??

Anyway, please get in touch with me and lets talk, I like guys with an
independent, inquiring mind...

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]]> Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:37:55 PDT http://www.nnseek.com/e/uk.people.deaf/hearing_aid_267814807t.html http://www.nnseek.com/e/uk.people.deaf/hearing_aid_267814807t.html
Can anybody recommend a make or model of hearing aid?

I did have an NHS Siemens one, but I've lost it, and in any case it was
always unhelpful in situations with background noise, however they adjusted
the settings.

So I'm thinking of getting one privately. Any advice?

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]]> Sun, 06 Jul 2008 12:50:22 PDT http://www.nnseek.com/e/uk.people.deaf/lets_start_talking_257474967t.html http://www.nnseek.com/e/uk.people.deaf/lets_start_talking_257474967t.html appears not to relate to the subject of deafness. As a forty nine year
old male, who's hearing has collapsed over the last three years, I am
interested in reading and becoming involved in any groups that help me
and others like me to find solutions to the increasing problems that
daily appear.

I’m not being negative, I have good health otherwise, and a loving
wife, but my career is vanishing quicker than mist on a summer’s day.
Personally I could do with advice on coping strategies, career idea’s
the job market appears very restricted to older deaf people.
So how about some real entries, tell us about your successes your
coping methods encourage others to carry on, because the one thing I
have discovered about going deaf it’s a very lonely journey

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]]> Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:34:57 PDT http://www.nnseek.com/e/uk.people.deaf/wanted_anything_to_do_with_makaton_please_252041623t.html http://www.nnseek.com/e/uk.people.deaf/wanted_anything_to_do_with_makaton_please_252041623t.html posters, videos, dvds or computer software, please could you email me?
Cheers - all help recieved gratefully
Karen in Manchester

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]]> Wed, 28 May 2008 02:47:17 PDT http://www.nnseek.com/e/uk.people.deaf/jobs_for_the_deaf_251431575t.html http://www.nnseek.com/e/uk.people.deaf/jobs_for_the_deaf_251431575t.html I.E. what jobs can be performed without the need to be able to hear
what is going on?

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]]> Sat, 24 May 2008 21:13:38 PDT http://www.nnseek.com/e/uk.people.deaf/another_fucking_joke_248526999t.html http://www.nnseek.com/e/uk.people.deaf/another_fucking_joke_248526999t.html streets and bars of Soho one unemployed afternoon.

Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in the window
'Pianist wanted for evening performances'.

'Fucking get in there you cunt!' he says to himself and goes to the bar.
'Get the fucking manager of this pigshit middle class wankhole please...
you cunt', he says to a somewhat startled barman. The barman however
obliges and his manager comes upstairs.

'Can I help you sir?'

'Yes you can you fat piece of shit, I saw your poxy advert in the
cunting window and I'm here to audition.....wanker.'

The manager is naturally put off by the man's abrasive manner but his
dire need for a top class pianist forces him to agree to an audition.
The first tune the pianist plays is an uplifting jazzy number, not too
involving, yet utterly melodic. At the end the thrilled manager cries,
'Wonderful, wonderful. What was that called?'

'That song was called "Excuse me prime minister but I just twatted your
daughter, and now the bitch is blind...'

'Oh' says the manager 'err, can you play me another. Something a little
less "lively"?'

'Wanker..' interjects the pianist before launching into a powerful
ballad which leaves the manager in tears. The manager through his salty
teardrops asks him the title.

'That little number was called "Sometimes when you do a bird up the arse
you get shit on your bell-end.'

'I see' says the manager, 'Have you got any songs with less offensive
titles?'

'Well there's my jazz number "Do you want me to split your ringhole", or
there's the epic "I don't care if you're older my dear, you've still got
nice jugs".'

'Look' says the manager interrupting, I think you're a superb pianist
but the title of your songs are a little "racy". I will hire you on the
condition that you do not introduce your songs or speak to the
audience.'

'Fuck it' says the pianist 'Why not.'

On his first night everything is going superbly the crowd are lapping up
his repertoire and his silence is being received as modesty. The only
thing putting off the pianist is that in the front row there is a
gorgeous blonde in a black evening dress with a split up the side
revealing the tops of her stockings, and a plunging neckline which
boasts a proud and inviting cleavage.

During the interval the pianist has got such an impressive 'swelling'
that he decides to go to the bog and polish one off, to "relax"
himself. Just as he has "relinquished" he hears himself being
re-introduced over the P.A, so he rushes back to the stage and finishes
his act.

After the show he is at the bar relaxing when the blonde approaches him.
'Hi' she says.

'Hello' he winces, struggling to hold in the expletives. She leans over
and whispers in his ear, 'Do you know your penis is hanging out of your
trousers, and spunk is dribbling onto your shoes?'

'Know it?' says the pianist putting his beer on the bar confidently, 'I
fucking wrote it!!!'

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