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Author: Dr. Gassen BurnhamDr. Gassen Burnham
Date: Sep 20, 2008 07:22
"FJ" arse.com> wrote in message
news:JPvAk.5125$GJ4.4091@newsfe27.ams2...> Fek the lotta ya!
>
> DRRRRRRRRINK!!!!!!!
>
> Best wishes
>
> FJ
>
To bad you're not smart enough to be an Australian like me. You limie
wanker!!!!!!!
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Author: DB001DB001
Date: Sep 19, 2008 03:34
DB001 wrote:
> AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED,
> "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
>
> THE OLD FARMER SAID, "OH, THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER, CHUCKY. WHEREVER I
> GO, CHUCKY GOES."
>
> "I'M SORRY SIR", SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE
> THEATER."
>
> THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS
> OVERALLS. HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET AND ENTERED THE
> THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.
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> THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER
> UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE
> MOVIE.
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> "MARGE", WHISPERED MILDRED.
> "WHAT?" SAID MARGE. ...
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Author: DB001DB001
Date: Sep 18, 2008 11:28
AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED,
"SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
THE OLD FARMER SAID, "OH, THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER, CHUCKY. WHEREVER I GO,
CHUCKY GOES."
"I'M SORRY SIR", SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE
THEATER."
THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS
OVERALLS. HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET AND ENTERED THE
THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.
THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER
UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE
MOVIE.
"MARGE", WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.
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Author: ahah
Date: Sep 17, 2008 16:24
> On 17 Sep, 12:19, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
> wrote:>> On Wed, 17 Sep 2008 09:40:03 +0100, Wim Jay fixed me with a beady eye, and
>> foamed wildly:
>>
>>> "ah" wrote...
>>>>> On Sep 16, 11:59 am, Naked Gonad wrote:
>>>>>> This was an unfortunate result of gay experimentalists.
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>>>>>> Gonad
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>>>>> Quiet, k00k.
>>
>>>> Quiet, k00k.
>>
>>> Quiet, k00k.
>>
>> Quiet, k00k. ...
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Author: DB001DB001
Date: Sep 17, 2008 08:30
Aratzio wrote:
> On Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:38:43 -0700 (PDT), in alt.usenet.kooks, "Paul
> {Hamilton Rooney}" gmail.com> bloviated:
>>> On Sep 17, 5:26 pm, "Wim Jay" seeyou.jimmy.com> wrote:>>> It used to be the thing to blame the parents when hooligans went
>>> wild in the neighbourhood but seeing as Social Services placed
>>> Naked Gonad into the care of Mr. Pounder I blame them for the
>>> resulting Gonad Grossness which is being scattered far and wide.
>>>
>>> Mr. Pounder is a typical council house scum chav who could not care
>>> less what his "offspring" get up to in the neighbourhood. Pounder
>>> is too busy sleeping off last night's drink to care what harm Naked
>>> Gonad may come to or what trouble he may cause.
>>>
>>> I blame Social Services.
>>>
>>
>> I blame Social Sciences.
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Author: Dave (Sgt. Pepper)Dave (Sgt. Pepper)
Date: Sep 16, 2008 11:37
"Tooommy" what.acon> wrote in message
news:i%%Rzk.63115$6Y7.16680@newsfe29.ams2...>
> remind me - where's the Racism?
I dunno, I ordered mine well over an hour ago ... bloody useless takeaways.
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Author: TooommyTooommy
Date: Sep 16, 2008 10:26
An "Asian" woman working for the DPP claims she is a friend of a terrorist
who kills nearly 3000 people in New York is suspended until she comes up
with the standard reply - It was just a joke , claims racial descrimination
and is given £600k !
A soldier loses his sight and two legs and gets less than a fifth of that
A Policeman dresses up as bin Laden in a Carnival and as he is white and
middle aged and a male will probably loose his job
remind me - where's the Racism?
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Author: jamesjames
Date: Sep 16, 2008 08:58
One of Bognor's exasperated esplanade residents has come up with a novel
way of dealing with the spate of killings outside the Mud Night Club.
Mud Night Club is in Norfolk Street -- a very narrow street alley off
the esplanade and not covered by police because the police don't go
where their cars can't go. It's a wonderful vomit and blood splattered
poorly lit passageway haven for drug dealers and east European gang
bosses to settle scores or warn off trespassing girls. Hitherto the
views of residents objecting to the proliferation of all night night
clubs in what is now a residential area have been brushed aside by Arun
District Council because such views were contrary to treasury policy of
allowing as many drinking centres as possible to counter the revenue
loss in the south of...
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Author: DB001DB001
Date: Sep 16, 2008 07:31
Naked Gonad wrote:
> Wim Jay wrote:
>>> Wim Jay wrote:
>>>>>> Another of my children is about to join the ranks of the great
>>>>>> unwashed student population at an educational institution in the
>>>>>> North- West of England. Maybe she will be taught in the pub by
>>>>>> Professor Rooney, oho!
>>>>> God help her then.
>>>>>
>>>>> Gonad
>>>> Yesterday you did not believe in Him. Today you want him to do
>>>> Joe's daughter's homework. Make your mind up, Nazi.
>>>>
>>> Before you answered that, I wrote down practically word for
>>> word what you would reply with. ...
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Author: Wim JayWim Jay
Date: Sep 15, 2008 02:58
"DB001" virgin.net> wrote in message
news:RMgzk.29898$t_1.1110@newsfe30.ams2...> Grim Reaper wrote:
>> Brian {Hamilton Kelly} 1945-2005
>>
>> In memory of Brian {Hamilton Kelly} who died three years ago on the
>> 15th September 2005, after a brief struggle with leukemia.
>>
>> Did he always give in so easily? He also only had a brief struggle
>> with the long sig people and they soon got the better of him. Brian
>> wasn't much of a struggler, was he?
>>
>> His ambition in life was to be shot by a jealous husband at the age
>> of 100 but sadly he missed that by forty years. Long way out, wasn't
>> he? Perhaps Neil should have strafed him on his deathbed? Oh well,
>> too late now.
>>
>> Well, it's time to get back to the Ouija board and the voodoo dolls
>> and continue with my next Old Skool sacrifice to the gods.
>> ...
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