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  Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 11 Jul 2008.         


Author: DB001
Date: Jul 13, 2008 03:15

Woodes Rogers wrote:
> "Usenet Stats Poster" wrote in message
> news:1215817396.25554@stats.poster...
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>> Stats End.................: Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:58:52 GMT
>> Days......................: 7
>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1851
>> Total No. of Characters...: 7734867
>> Total Volume..............: 7553
>> Messages Per Day..........: 264.4
>> Characters Per Day........: 1104981.0 ...
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  UNITRIN DIRECT - ONLINE AUTO INSURANCE QUOTES         


Author: nancygroup5
Date: Jul 12, 2008 04:09

UNITRIN DIRECT - ONLINE AUTO INSURANCE QUOTES
http://carcheapinsurance.googlepages.com
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  Re: 295 Days         


Author: Woodes Rogers
Date: Jul 11, 2008 16:33

"Sir F. A. Rien" gbr.online.com> wrote in message
news:3jte74luck7m7hhssq13f1akr7u4ob4doj@4ax.com...
> "Dr Quite" quite.com> found these unused words:
>
>>
>>"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
>>news:487702D5.5FB0551E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>> 295 days to my girlfriend's 54th birthday.
>>
>>You have a girlfriend?
>>
>>Wonders never cease.
>>
> You must have missed the announcement where they met and she let him in.
>
> Mary. Mary quite cuntrary ...

### Music maestro ! ###

"Did you ever hear tell of Fat Emma From Prague ... "

Sung to the tune of Sweet Betsy From Pike.
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  Re: 295 Days         


Author: Woodes Rogers
Date: Jul 11, 2008 16:28

"Dr Quite" quite.com> wrote in message
news:4877044d$0$78073$bed64819@news.gradwell.net...
>
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:487702D5.5FB0551E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> 295 days to my girlfriend's 54th birthday.
>
> You have a girlfriend?
>
> Wonders never cease.
>

Aarrrgh, that be the exact thoughts o' me and my crew when Neil Barker
returned from overseas and proclaimed he was goin' to marry Fat Emma From
Prague.

Aarrrgh, an' I b'ain't too sure wot be a-happenin' these days but it seems
like the nuptials might still be on in spite o' the fact Neil's daddy has
tried his best to get a injunction to stop it. After all, a young boy
defiantly needs his daddy, don't he?
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  Re: More Marks Muddle         


Author: Woodes Rogers
Date: Jul 11, 2008 16:23

"neil@nemesis.nu" gmail.com> wrote in message
news:bf2607e0-01f0-4c43-8722-07fedfc6a3b2@a1g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
On 8 Jul, 17:54, "Phineas Bunce" wrote:
> "ah" gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:48731eaf$0$92716$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
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>
>
>
>
>> Tobias Bridge wrote:
>>> "ah" gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:486f594b$0$92701$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>> Keith wrote:
>>>>> In message marage.demon.co.uk>, JF
>>>>> NOSPAMmarage.demon.co.uk> writes
>
>>>>>>Profit warnings from M&S and the end of civilisation as we know it?
>>>>>>So ...
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  Surrey be a lovely place         


Author: Woodes Rogers
Date: Jul 11, 2008 16:10

Aarrrgh, lads, (and lasses) I just be on me way back to me ship after a
jolly night on the rum. The jolly boat is full o' drunken sailors and we all
be agreed that Surrey be the place for us, in fact, because of the warm and
hearty welcome wot we got from the men o' Surrey (and some o' the wimmin!
ROLF!) we now be a-goin' to put uk.local.surrey on the map as a most welcome
port of call for all weary Usenet travellers.

For the Usenet Rough Travellers' Guide to Surrey:

Pilotage be free. Just sling your hook where you fancy.

Don't you be a-botherin' about law 'n' order, oh no! The local officer in
charge of the group, Dave The Fat Sarge [see sig] has promised to turn a
blind eye not only to piratical transgressions but also to any breakers of
Usenet nettyket wot wants to post there. (You can also use his personal
netty at any time of day or night.)

Hospitality: Daft Brian will fetch and carry day and night just to make sure
ye have cold stuff to drink durin' the day and hot stuff (if ye want it!)
during the night. (Daft Brian himself is quite hot. Allegedly.) He will also
obligingly post replies to every single message no matter how daft you
intend them to be. He is a true above and beyond the call of duty Daft
Brian, so he is.
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  Re: First time to this group or an oldie! Vital words for you.         


Author: Tommy
Date: Jul 11, 2008 04:05

"Adrian" notmole.co.uk> wrote in message
> This newsgroup is a very good example of another HMG failure.

I'd have said a good example of the failure of "care in the community"
>
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  joke         


Author: DB001
Date: Jul 9, 2008 09:36

A 7 year old boy and his 4 year old brother are upstairs in their bedroom.
>
> 'You know what?', says the 7 year old, 'I think it's about time we started
> swearing.'
>
> The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
>
> 'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you
> swear after me, OK?'
>
> 'OK, OK' the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
>
> The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants
> for breakfast.
>
> 'I'll have some of that Weetbix shit !'
>
> *SMACK*!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got
> up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
> ...
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  Car Park terrorists         


Author: Tommy
Date: Jul 9, 2008 04:48

As west Sussex has no NG of its own and the local papers have been asked not
to mention it I thought I'd let you know about West Sussex County Council

I contacted the Council as they were specifically named for using the newly
brought in anti-terror laws to combat the threat of dirty nuclear bombs or
biological warfare for very minor infringememnts.

My reply - Nigel Galloway (Press Office- which I think means spin doctor )
said I was wrong but went on to say They they had used it to check on a car
Parking scam in Gatwick to great success- so thats OK then :(
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  The NWO/Masons Money Monster is destroying us         


Author: Anti Corruption Party
Date: Jul 8, 2008 09:46

This is a question from Elirien in the David Icke forum that I feel needs to
be distributed to a bigger audience. This is not about Joe Stirling, its
about everything that breathes on this planet.

[QUOTE=elirien;412186] "Well I'm just saying this as an option and not
accusing you of anything but who could possibly prove me that you are not a
freemason.

just shouting off un-documented and researched hate is a good way to
discredit sceptics of freemasonry like when the rothschild-zionist gang
killed khazar jews in WWII and later on destroy anyone who questions that
topic being a semite or not with calling him anti-semetic through the ADL.
(geez what a sentence).

I hope you are a sincere person and would begin by reading some books on the
whole subject to bring this group of people that you dislike so much 'out of
the light'. That would be quite good to further to ban them eh? Better then
crying out loud backed with nothing. You can do that too of course. I'm not
getting bothered being a researcher of these things but I think it would
help you.
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