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  Re: Mehrenbasterons         


Author: DB001
Date: Jul 22, 2008 03:03

Gerry Andersonshelter wrote:
> Century 21 Usenet presents
>
> a Gerry Andersonshelter production
>
> filmed in Supermarinatedolives
>
> Captain Fuckwit in.....
>
> THE MEHRANBASTERONS
>
> # tinny 1970s synth music
> # Captain fuckwit
> # He's incompetent...
>
> scene: Colonel Whitelist is sitting at the command console of
> Cloudcuckoobase
>
> Eerie circles of light move over the scene
> ...
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  SHOUTING         


Author: DB001
Date: Jul 22, 2008 02:56

APPEARS TO HAVE WORKED
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  Action For Justice         


Author: Maurice Kellett
Date: Jul 21, 2008 10:43

If you have suffered as a result of unscrupulous solicitors get in touch
with one of the organisations below

Mrs D Mitchell

Complaints Against Solicitors action for Independent Adjudication (CASIA)

Tel no: 01202 301207

Website www.casiaweb.com

Dr S Oraki

68 Gladstone Avenue

Twickenham TW2 7PR

Tel no: 020 8893 9050

Email: Oraki2003@hotmail.com

Stuart

Scotland Against Crooked Lawyers (SACL)

Tel no: 01835 864899

Email: SACL@hotmail.co.uk

Website www.sacl.info

Mr P Barnes

Unjustis

Tel no: 07948141495
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  hcg pregnancy & ovulation testing devices         


Author: .
Date: Jul 20, 2008 08:04

www.earlypregnancytests4u.co.uk

Early Pregnancy Tests 4U provide two types of dependable early-
detection pregnancy tests: the pregnancy test strip and the midstream
pregnancy test. We also provide Ovulation Tests allowing you to
predict when you ovulate. These also come in both the above types.
All tests comply both to British standards and American FDA
standards.

Our tests are upto five times more sensitive than the cheaper
versions sold by high street chemist chains and stores. Thus allowing
you to
find out if you are pregnant sooner with the pregnancy tests and to
pinpoint your ideal time to conceive with the ovulation tests.

Our Pregnancy Test Strips are over 99%% accurate, and are capable of
detecting human chorionic gonadotropin, or hCG, at levels of just
10mIU/ml/hCG. That means you can begin testing accurately just 6 to 8
days after conceiving.

Ultra Sensitive 10mIU Fastest Pregnancy strip test - CE Marked 0123
INTENDED USE:
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  Fuel duty         


Author: BrianE
Date: Jul 16, 2008 04:53

Our dear chancellor has kindly postponed the 2p increase in duty on
fuel set for October.

Surely *cancelling* the rise altogether would have been a better
option, perhaps with an actual reduction in duty..

Can anyone tell me if the VAT element in the cost of fuel is on the
nett value of the fuel - which it should be or on the fuel + duty, in
which case there's indiect taxation on the fuel levy. Bit of a
governmental wheeze if ever there was one..
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  Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 11 Jul 2008.         


Author: DB001
Date: Jul 13, 2008 03:15

Woodes Rogers wrote:
> "Usenet Stats Poster" wrote in message
> news:1215817396.25554@stats.poster...
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>> Stats End.................: Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:58:52 GMT
>> Days......................: 7
>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1851
>> Total No. of Characters...: 7734867
>> Total Volume..............: 7553
>> Messages Per Day..........: 264.4
>> Characters Per Day........: 1104981.0 ...
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  UNITRIN DIRECT - ONLINE AUTO INSURANCE QUOTES         


Author: nancygroup5
Date: Jul 12, 2008 04:09

UNITRIN DIRECT - ONLINE AUTO INSURANCE QUOTES
http://carcheapinsurance.googlepages.com
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  Re: 295 Days         


Author: Woodes Rogers
Date: Jul 11, 2008 16:33

"Sir F. A. Rien" gbr.online.com> wrote in message
news:3jte74luck7m7hhssq13f1akr7u4ob4doj@4ax.com...
> "Dr Quite" quite.com> found these unused words:
>
>>
>>"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
>>news:487702D5.5FB0551E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>> 295 days to my girlfriend's 54th birthday.
>>
>>You have a girlfriend?
>>
>>Wonders never cease.
>>
> You must have missed the announcement where they met and she let him in.
>
> Mary. Mary quite cuntrary ...

### Music maestro ! ###

"Did you ever hear tell of Fat Emma From Prague ... "

Sung to the tune of Sweet Betsy From Pike.
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  Re: 295 Days         


Author: Woodes Rogers
Date: Jul 11, 2008 16:28

"Dr Quite" quite.com> wrote in message
news:4877044d$0$78073$bed64819@news.gradwell.net...
>
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:487702D5.5FB0551E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> 295 days to my girlfriend's 54th birthday.
>
> You have a girlfriend?
>
> Wonders never cease.
>

Aarrrgh, that be the exact thoughts o' me and my crew when Neil Barker
returned from overseas and proclaimed he was goin' to marry Fat Emma From
Prague.

Aarrrgh, an' I b'ain't too sure wot be a-happenin' these days but it seems
like the nuptials might still be on in spite o' the fact Neil's daddy has
tried his best to get a injunction to stop it. After all, a young boy
defiantly needs his daddy, don't he?
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  Re: More Marks Muddle         


Author: Woodes Rogers
Date: Jul 11, 2008 16:23

"neil@nemesis.nu" gmail.com> wrote in message
news:bf2607e0-01f0-4c43-8722-07fedfc6a3b2@a1g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
On 8 Jul, 17:54, "Phineas Bunce" wrote:
> "ah" gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:48731eaf$0$92716$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>
>
>
>
>
>> Tobias Bridge wrote:
>>> "ah" gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:486f594b$0$92701$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>> Keith wrote:
>>>>> In message marage.demon.co.uk>, JF
>>>>> NOSPAMmarage.demon.co.uk> writes
>
>>>>>>Profit warnings from M&S and the end of civilisation as we know it?
>>>>>>So ...
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