Hi Rupert IV (Ruperts hard manhood in millimetres) we call people like like
you "telescopes" because when you look through your ear-hole, the massive
cavity creates magnification, thus we can locate non-lemmings. There is only
one xmas cracker at your table, enjoy.

Forget the media who make money from misinformation and join SOLIDARITY
(Scotland's Socialist Movement)

Why? because we are in SOLIDARITY with those fighting against low pay and
oppression.

SOLIDARITY against poverty and discrimination in all it's forms.

SOLIDARITY for an independent socialist nuclear free Scotland

SOLIDARITY against War and FOR Peace.

If you do nothing then nothing will change and you can guarantee that things
will get worse. Let us go forward together, like our forefathers did in the
past. (SOLIDARITY means togetherness)

www.solidarityscotland.org

Spread Betting System

Just click the link it could change your life

www.ftse-bet.co.uk

Are you guys joking?

Actually, don't answer - I can work it out:

You're either incredibly serious in your sarcasm, or you don't have enough
of a sense of humour to joke about anything.

-- M
***** ***** ***** ***** *****
The Pentacosmic Ordination of Rascals (and Erisians)
www.pore.org.uk

"MrBlueSkye" failed the "Not everything posted is intended to be taken as
serious" test...

. . . tsk !!!!

yep got to agree the guy is a complete wanker

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That's very good, dear, now run along and eat your Weetabix, there's a good
boy.

Best Wishes
Helga Walters (Housekeeper)
http://www.littleboxes.nl

Hello everyone, I thought I might pass on a tip to those of you on a
budget who want to make your Christmas spend go further this year.

Cigarette-end Paper Mache!

It's bound to have ANY child addicted within minutes. Simply collect up
those old, discarded cigarette-ends (you're sure to find hundreds on
the floor of your local Benefits Office). Empty out any unused tobacco
and store this for use later. Now the fun starts!

Your children will quickly become hooked as they help soak the brown
paper strips away from the cotton. Again, ladies, remember to save any
leftovers; a thrifty wife will soon spin that cotton into a useful,
exotic yarn.

Be SURE to make your children wash their hands before handling the
cigarette ends; harmful bacteria may damage the fabric, and a childs
finger can be home to as many germs as your husbands penis, so ladies -
take care here!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BritishPhilippines/

This group is for British People in the Philippines and ALL
Filipinos(as) here in Great Britain (UK)

If you are a Pinoy or Pinay living here in the UK this site is for you
to get information and give back to those who follow you here.

If you are British living in the Philippines, going there for a
holiday, or, would just like info then also come and join. Mostly, this
group is to help the British and Filipinos keep in touch with friends and
loved ones, but, specially for Filipinas and Filipinos who live in the North
of England who would like information.

This is NOT a dating group and foul or nasty language is not permitted
(unless required to emphasise your posts).

Please see the sites rules page
http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/britphil/General/site_rules.htm

Hope you enjoy and have fun.
Allan

PS: Yes I know there are very few members right now, but you need to
start somewhere :)
PPS: Join and start giving info.