a can gerraboot five quid from sellin me mam every neet, burra need a bit
moor fer me drugs an hurm
games

a neeyad a bit mur cash fer ter see matches next yeear

me arse's fer rent ter anywun that wants it

am a reet puff me

XXXXX

luv from eyan the sausage-jockey

ps. am aboot ter get me foookin head smashed in, by persons that I don't
even know

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