Date: May 21, 2008 15:58
Old Codger anyoldwhere.net> wrote:
> Steve Firth wrote:
>> Gerald L R Stubbs zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> 'When he drove out of the supermarket carpark a car driving on the wrong
>>> side of the road hit him and all his groceries flew forwards from the
>>> back of the car. He was found with a bottle of claret embedded in the
>>> back of his head. Is that clearer now ?
>>
>> Why would he have a bottle of claret if he was a teetotaller?
>
> Ready for Stubbsie when he called. :-)
Oh, I can see why it killed him then. It must have been a Methuselah.
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