You know that oral sex is uncomplicated and very stimulating. It does not
involve penile play or penetration and relieves stress.

Mature and expert exponent is available in UK with utmost discretion.
Totally confidential. My joy is orally satisfying you and bringing you to a
wonderful orgasm, or several.

Non commercial, clean, healthy and not bad looking.

You know you want it Ladies, let me do it for you and bring some sexual joy
into our lives.

Please respond soon.

John

I can just hear the ladies as they read this (!)

"Oh great! Here's a guy offering to suck my cunt - how selfless and
altruistic of him. I can hardly believe my luck ... " etc etc.

You obviously haven't realised that this board is inhabited exclusively by
sad males, like you and me, imagining that we might actually make contact
with a female here.

Best of luck, mate, but in my opinion, you've got no chance.

Try joining a dating agency ...

David