An out of work pianist with Tourette's Syndrome is strolling around the
streets and bars of Soho one unemployed afternoon.

Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in the window
'Pianist wanted for evening performances'.

'Fucking get in there you cunt!' he says to himself and goes to the bar.
'Get the fucking manager of this pigshit middle class wankhole please...
you cunt', he says to a somewhat startled barman. The barman however
obliges and his manager comes upstairs.

'Can I help you sir?'

'Yes you can you fat piece of shit, I saw your poxy advert in the
cunting window and I'm here to audition.....wanker.'

The manager is naturally put off by the man's abrasive manner but his
dire need for a top class pianist forces him to agree to an audition.
The first tune the pianist plays is an uplifting jazzy number, not too
involving, yet utterly melodic. At the end the thrilled manager cries,
'Wonderful, wonderful. What was that called?'

'That song was called "Excuse me prime minister but I just twatted your
daughter, and now the bitch is blind...'

Simon wrote:

"lescor" btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:483261EF.6000202@btinternet.com...

So why did you feel the need to repeat it?

On Tue, 20 May 2008 23:27:02 +0100, Roger 2 blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

Context.