Author: Phil KylePhil Kyle Date: Oct 26, 2007 21:44
> Hello me old mucker. Well, that was a bolt from the blue and no
> mistake. I hope you haven't let all of the gibes from the trolls
> concerning your lifestyle get to you. If so it would be very wrong to
> take the plunge just as a cover-up and will only lead to unhappiness.
> What does daddy say about it all? No! I meant your *real* daddy, not
> me who you just lurve to call daddy.
>
He probably said "oh good I won't be starving to death any more".
> I suppose that is the end of our beautiful friendship, unless of
> course, Emma is a very understanding woman (fag-hag) and realises not
> even marriage will keep us apart. How I will envy her as she dances
> the first waltz with you at the reception. If I am invited, may I have
> second dance? (With you, *not that slag Emma!)
>
That'd be the buildings last waltz, that's for sure.
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