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Author: JimJim Date: Apr 1, 2008 13:57
pakrat wrote:
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> Save the PJC for something stupid with lots of pointslike running a stop sign
> or getting caught driving drunk the first time.
> Plead down to a violation with no insurance points otherwise.
> (improper equipment used to be a good one in the counties around
> RTP. 9 over was good the last time I got a ticket in Orange County).
> Most counties will let you do it yourself, you just have to show up
> with a copy of your driving record. I never bothered because either
> the lawyer was free with my credit union, or the cost of a lawyer
> to do it for me was less than the wages lost for taking time off
> from work to handle it myself.
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Author: Edward M. KennedyEdward M. Kennedy Date: Apr 1, 2008 15:03
"Jim" bellsouth.net> wrote
>> Save the PJC for something stupid with lots of pointslike running a stop sign
>> or getting caught driving drunk the first time.
>> Plead down to a violation with no insurance points otherwise.
>> ...
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Author: JimJim Date: Apr 1, 2008 19:13
Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
> Jim wrote
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>>> Save the PJC for something stupid with lots of pointslike running a stop sign
>>> or getting caught driving drunk the first time.
>>> Plead down to a violation with no insurance points...
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Author: AI4QJAI4QJ Date: Apr 1, 2008 21:38
"Jim" bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:47F2F949.8D7072BD@bellsouth.net...>
> would it surprise you to learn, speed bumps were invented
> through the collaboration of two automotive front-end alignment
> shops both of which were owned by Southerners seeking to capitalize
> on the fact of how yankees are incapable of slowing down? and how
> after they obtained their patent as well as their franchise
> authorization they were able to retire to a nice place where speed
> bumps are not required... you're more than likely having a difficult
> time believing there could be a place with no yankees.
It would surprise me to learn that *anything* of technical merit was
invented by a Southerner. I do give credit for Southerners having discoverd
that catfish could actually be eaten as a food; yankees from the northern
midwest would never touch the stuff, considering it to be similar to Carp
(the big Lake Michigan cats were sometimes called Chicago brown trout) while
in the South they actually sold this dirty bottom feeder at restaurants.
Same goes for squirrel and possum. But as for Southern technical
achievement, that would surprise me.
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Author: Chim Cham, the 51st state.Chim Cham, the 51st state. Date: Apr 2, 2008 05:41
AI4QJ wrote:
> "Jim" bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> news:47F2F949.8D7072BD@bellsouth.net...>> would it surprise you to learn, speed bumps were invented
>> through the collaboration of two automotive front-end alignment
>> shops both of which were owned by Southerners seeking to capitalize
>> on the fact of how yankees are incapable of slowing down? and how
>> after they obtained their patent as well as their franchise
>> authorization they were able to retire to a nice place where speed
>> bumps are not required... you're more than likely having a difficult
>> time believing there could be a place with no yankees.
>
> It would surprise me to learn that *anything* of technical merit was
> invented by a Southerner.
The slip-knot?
JK.
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Author: JimJim Date: Apr 2, 2008 11:29
AI4QJ wrote:
> Jim wrote:
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>> would it surprise you to learn, speed bumps were invented
>> through the collaboration of two automotive front-end alignment
>> shops both of which were owned by Southerners seeking to capitalize
>> on the fact of how yankees are incapable of slowing down? and how
>> after they obtained their patent as well as their franchise
>> authorization they were able to retire to a nice place where speed
>> bumps are not required... you're more than likely having a difficult
>> time believing there could be a place with no yankees.
>
> It would surprise me to learn that *anything* of technical merit was
> invented by a Southerner. But as for Southern technical
> achievement, that would surprise me.
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Author: geoffgeoff Date: Apr 2, 2008 10:53
> you could actually make an attempt at obeying the laws and avoid
> court altogether.
Yep, one could do that, however, lets look at the Cary Police, for example.
You approach an intersection with stop signs, look left and right, and there
are no cars, so, you proceed through the intersection.
Next thing you know, a cop has pulled you over, and why? Because he was
hiding and staring at your tires with binoculars, so, you stopped but your
tires did not 100%% stop, there was slight movement, and guess what? You
just ran a stop sign.
Here is your favortie part, guess who was getting the tickets? Yep, the
redneck guy-0-mites.
However, my favorite was when the Cary police got word of a redneck
guy-0-mite party and hid down the road. When people started leaving the
party, the police picked them off like fish in a barrel, so much so, that
the mayor got calls about it.
--g
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Author: Edward M. KennedyEdward M. Kennedy Date: Apr 2, 2008 11:04
"geoff" nospam.com> wrote
> However, my favorite was when the Cary police got word of a redneck guy-0-mite party and hid down the road. When people started
> leaving the party, the police picked them off like fish in a barrel, so much so, that the mayor got calls about it.
Needs more designated decoys.
--Tedward
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Author: JimJim Date: Apr 2, 2008 20:14
geoff wrote:
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> redneck guy-0-mites.
terms are mutually exclusive.
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Author: geoffgeoff Date: Apr 2, 2008 22:14
>> redneck guy-0-mites.
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> terms are mutually exclusive.
You are proof that those terms go together perfectly. Like mama said, if
the shoe fits, snug it up tight.
--g
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