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Author: Otto BahnOtto Bahn
Date: Dec 20, 2006 07:28
1 peanut butter and jelly waffle sandwich
1 little Hershey's dark chocolate candy bar
3 cups of coffee
The waffles were some kind of health-nut with flax
variety. Technology is finally making healthy food
taste good. I'm not sure what's up with mercury and
fish though. "Liquid metal" would be an excellent
name for a rock band.
--oTTo--
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Author: David DeLaneyDavid DeLaney
Date: Dec 19, 2006 10:21
gorski katie.ctc.net> wrote:
>Though it makes sense in retrospect. Whenever NASA decides to have a
>catastrophe, they always schedule it within about a week of then.
If only they were as good at scheduling them as the Pentagon is.
>peace,
>
>--me
>
>who was almost tempted to sign his post as
>Dave "Needs Another Seventeen Astronauts" DeLaney,
>just because there's no room for an infix joke in "--me"
Nonsense - you just have to pry it apart with pliers. (Make sure no extra space
gets tacked onto the --, of course.) Let's check the format...
--
Dave
internymically
DeLaney
me
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Author: gorskigorski
Date: Dec 19, 2006 05:37
In triangle.bizarre Otto Bahn eio.com> spake:
} "gorski" katie.ctc.net> wrote
} > last time I had the flu they blew up a space shuttle that I'd been
} > meaning to go and watch.
}
} You knew they were going to blow it up?!
Not so much, no.
Though it makes sense in retrospect. Whenever NASA decides to have a
catastrophe, they always schedule it within about a week of then.
peace,
--me
who was almost tempted to sign his post as
Dave "Needs Another Seventeen Astronauts" DeLaney,
just because there's no room for an infix joke in "--me"
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Author: Alan TruismAlan Truism
Date: Dec 18, 2006 10:40
Chris McGonnell wrote:
> On Sun, 17 Dec 2006 10:42:56 +0800, Tommy Potter wrote:
>
>>
>>"Chris McGonnell" notthisverizon.net> wrote in message
>>news:dl98o2t03jo46495sao2dlsate6rql7qmo@4ax.com...
>>> On 16 Dec 2006 05:33:07 -0800, Tommy Potter wrote:
>>>
>>>>Otto Bahn wrote:
>>>>> "Tom Potter" yahoo.com> wrote
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>When the government began to impose equal opportunity
>>>>>>>>on employers, some of these gals became programmers,
>>>>>>>>and the phrase GIGO was born.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That reminds me. How's the wife these days?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's interesting to see that "Kevin S. Wilson"
>>>>>> associates "GIGO" with "wife".
>>>>>> ...
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Author: Otto BahnOtto Bahn
Date: Dec 17, 2006 16:02
"gorski" katie.ctc.net> wrote
> I sing the body infected,
> I celebrate the flu yet to come,
> I toast to my own reunion,
> when I will join H3N1.
>
> We'll watch Avian Flu,
> and Epstein-Barr,
> The thermometer compares me
> to ten million stars
> And in time, and in time,
> we will all have SARS...
It's so easy, oh vitamin D me
So bugs cannot see me, no not at all.
> who's busy discovering how much more expensive it is to have the
> flu now than it was the last time he had it a couple decades ago
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!
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Author: Alan TruismAlan Truism
Date: Dec 1, 2006 05:17
Otto Bahn wrote:
> "Alan Truism" yahoo.com> wrote
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>>>>>>> HAW HAW! Who you butting?
>>>>>
>>>>> No cluons were harmed when "Alan Truism" yahoo.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>I used to date a girl named Haw Haw.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>She was hot.
>>>>>
>>>>> ITYM "She was Hawt".
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> I stand corrected.
>>>>
>>>> BTW, I understand that oTTo once dated a girl named Hee Haw.
>>>
>>> The communicative property is the enemy of my friends.
>>> ...
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Author: Alan TruismAlan Truism
Date: Nov 30, 2006 12:25
Lamont wrote:
> An unnamed man had a huge hornet nest on his porch. Thousands
> of hornets buzzed around everywhere. The man thought he would
> just scare them off by throwing garbage and car parts at the nest.
>
> Can you guess what happened after that?
>
> Can you even venture to guess who I mean?
>
> By the way, this is an analogy for a much bigger problem.
So what you are trying to say is that a bird in the hand is worth two
in the bush, and that a stitch in time saves nine, and that you can't
judge a book by it's cover. After all we all realize that an ounce of
prevention is worth a pound of cure and that necessity is the mother of
invention. Just make sure you throw the baby out with the bathwater.
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Author: Alan TruismAlan Truism
Date: Nov 30, 2006 08:45
Otto Bahn wrote:
> "Alan Truism" yahoo.com> wrote
>
>>>>> HAW HAW! Who you butting?
>>>
>>> No cluons were harmed when "Alan Truism" yahoo.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>>I used to date a girl named Haw Haw.
>>>>
>>>>She was hot.
>>>
>>> ITYM "She was Hawt".
>>>
>>>
>> I stand corrected.
>>
>> BTW, I understand that oTTo once dated a girl named Hee Haw.
>
> The communicative property is the enemy of my friends.
> ...
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