I hate you. You co-opt everything that is good and true spiritually, package
it up in rainbow sprinkle lovey dovey dolphin bullshit ("everything is
good, nothing is bad") and sell it off to the highest bidder.

You suck suck suck and I hope a real shaman curses you someday so that your
brain slowly liquifies inside your head.

~A Message Brought to You from the Dark Side: "Don't forget that I'm here,
too or I'll sneak up behind you and bite you on the ass".