http://tinyurl.com/4dopy5

This is the group that hid out in a cave last fall to await the end of
the world in May of 2008. So here it is, May 2008, and they've
announced that they're giving up and coming out. Still, like a lot of
these doomsday cults, they did prove to have a lot of endurance: they
withstood cave-ins, floods, deaths (authorities reportedly removed two
"rotting corpses" from their caves), and disillusionment which caused
a lot of their members to bolt and leave before the expected date.

Of course, we knew this outcome was inevitable -- because their
predicted EOW date was TOO EARLY. The REAL end of the world is coming
this July 5th, at precisely 7:00 AM.

If any members of this Russian cult (who aren't in jail) want to come
by with us and await the arrival of the Escape Vessels of the Sex
Goddesses, then please do! It only costs you $30 American.