right before this post showed up on the newsgroup, this showed up in my
email:
One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving
in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space
right in front of us.
My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car by
just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started
yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean,
he was really friendly.
So I asked, "Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and
sent us to the hospital!"
This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, "The Law of the
Garbage Truck." He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They
run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of
disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and
sometimes they'll dump it on you.
Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on.
Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or
on the streets.
So, are you a Taxi Driver, or a Garbage Truck?
The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take
over their day. Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets,
so.....
"Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't."
HAPPY DRIVING!!
:)
--
Elizabeth Nicole
Always and Forever
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> Scene: Deputy jumps up and greets the Sheriff as he enters the
> office. Let's listen in.........
>
> Deputy: Sheriff, what brings you to town?
> Sheriff: Nuthin really just thought I'd stir things up a little. The
> citizens seems to be eating each other again. :)
> D: :) Naw, they're just up to the same old same old.
> S: And that is?
> D: Cursing each other and you in the name of Jesus.
> S: What do you suppose they would do without Jesus or a Holy Spirit?
> D: I don't know, what?
> S: They'd invent one.
> D: Why?
> S: Because they have to have someone or something to blame things for
> their short comings.
> D: But I thought they blamed themselves and others for not following
> Jesus words.
> S: Yes it seems that way but ultimately they're blaming Jesus.
> Without a Jesus what would their lives be like?
> D: What?
> S: Responsible? Maybe they'd have to be directly responsible for
> calling someone a son-of-a bitch or worse instead of blaming them for
> not understanding ACIM as they do. But lets look at those who have a
> Jesus/Holy spirit belief and those who don't, okay?
> D: Okay.
> S: Lets go outside for a minute (Sheriff and deputy walk out into the
> dusty street)
> D: So what are we doing here?
> S: Nice day huh? Sun's shining, birds singing, nice breeze.
> D: Pretty much so. It is a nice day.
> S: Okay, and I think if we walk up to any of the citizens they'd agree
> that it is a nice day....unless I said so then they'd say its a shitty
> day. :)))
> D: Sheriff!!
> S: Okay, only kidding but we agree its nice.
> D: We do.
> S: So if I believe in the myth of Jesus would the day be better?
> Conversely if I didn't believe would it be worse?
> D: Seems to me it would be the same.
> S: Sure, same sun, same people, same breeze, same birds.
> D: But sheriff.........
> S: I know what you're going to say but lets first see if we can agree
> that regardless of beliefs empirical evidence is empirical evidence,
> right?
> D: Right. What we see is provable, its sunny and the birds are
> singing etcetera. I guess I'm the devils advocate.
> S: So what do you like to eat deputy?
> D: Pork chops, mashed potatoes and gravy.
> S: Would a belief in Jesus or his majesty change that?
> D: I think not.
> S: You think right. What's you favorite movie?
> D: Coogans bluff.
> S: Does belief change that either?
> D: No.
> S: Okay, here's your chance, what does a belief in the spooks change?
> D: It changes my character.
> S: How so?
> D: It makes me a better man.
> S: How so?
> D: Well I'd believe in Jesus and the rest of them.
> S: That is not answering anything, its a circular argument. Do you
> need these beliefs to be kind?
> D: ?
> S: Does the belief in ACIM make you a better person?
> D: I don't know.
> S: Right, so all we can once again use is empirical evidence.
> D: Which is?
> S: Which is for starters, Toombstone.
> D: But Toombstone is not a good place to judge ACIM.
> S: Why not?
> D: Because Toombstone is a place of attack and counter-attack, it
> seems to be against all of the principles of ACIM.
> S: So are you saying that the people here actually do not believe in
> what they say they believe in?
> D: I don't know.
> S: Well I think I can say that many of them do believe that ACIM is
> true.
> D: Then why do they act the way they do?
> S: I already told you, they believe that ACIM is true.
> D: Hold on sheriff. I don't understand what you are saying. It seems
> to me that if they believed that ACIM is true they would act
> differently toward each other.
> S: If they didn't believe in ACIM they wouldn't be here would they?
> D: Wait a minute, I think I'm starting to see something.
> S: Indeed you are although you are not understanding it which is not
> necessary.
> D: Could you say some more?
> S: Take a gladiator ring. If there were no such things as gladiators
> there would not have been gladiator rings.
> D: And we may have all been better off.
> S: All except Russell Crowe possibly. Only kidding. :) Things are
> created to satisfy a need, no need no creation. You've heard the
> expression that necessity is the mother of invention? Toombstone was
> created to satisfy a need and that need was to verify that ones belief
> in ACIM was correct, that it is as it says it is, a transcription from
> Jesus.
> D: Sheriff, you know me, I'm a little slow sometimes can you cut to
> the chase?
> S: I can and will however you won't like it.
> D: Try me
> S: Beliefs are invitations to conflict.
> D: But isn't that a belief?
> S: Empirical evidence my boy, empirical evidence, remember? Do you
> need to belief in the sun in order to be warm?
> D: Sheriff, do you mean to say you don't believe in anything?
> S: I believe so. :) I choose my beliefs they don't choose me.
> D: How do you do that?
> S: I have no authority.
> D: You mean you don't speed in your car or you break the law if you
> choose to?
> S: No. Others believe in authority and they can make my life a little
> difficult if I don't follow however I don't have to believe they're
> right. If I should want to smoke a joint I know that the law says its
> illegal and I know if I should be caught I will have to face the
> consequences of this man-made law....man-made, not god made.
> D: Sheriff, is there a god?
> S: That's not for me to answer for you. For me the sun shines, the
> birds sing and I'm going home to have some fried chicken and mashed
> potato's. See you soon.
>
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