I know this isn't the earliest of John's history here on TRCM, but
once again we see Queenie Lee Flynn's usual Shaming Techniques at work
on him. How amazingly sad, but also revealing and illuminating to
note that it worked on poor, sad case, Loopy Lopez, who now thinks
that God specifically designated him to be the defender of Her Regal
Royalty's "honor":

Her Shaming Queenship back in 2002:

"From the mind of John Lopez:

Lopez Hypothesis it is, then !
This is really rich, John. And worthy of more than a passing chuckle.
Thanks for upending the telescope with a simple turn of phrase !
Maybe some will take a peek, before moving on .
Always love, and miracles
lee

And let's not forget the months or years during which Alan had Cult
and Queen approval and encouragement to wage Cult War right up into
John's intestines and beyond.

If nothing else, Loopy Lopez is a study in the Stockholm Syndrome. I
don't think anyone has suffered the humiliations and degradations that
he has at the hands of the same creeps he now spends his time
defending.

Just another taste of the past for those who are in need of a fresh
Denial:

Under the charming and very speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeritchual
banner: "John Slopehead licks-clean the jockstrap" by Alan"

"It's not directed to everyone, John. Something that
would be painfully obvious to you if you weren't an
imbecile. BTW, if your brain matter was axle grease,
there wouldn't be enough in your head to grease the
dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. Tell me, because I
truly feel I'm getting warmer, is that in a language
you can love and understand? I'm trying so very hard
to speak to you like you speak to others in this NG. "