> Hey John!   Have you been exposed to Scientology?   I think you'd like
> it, and they would like you too!  Who knows, you might end up being
> Tom Cruise's  valet!!!
>
> from wikipedia, the accurate source, ask Gene:
>
> "Scientologists believe that seventy-five million years ago, Xenu was
> the ruler of a Galactic Confederacy which consisted of 26 stars and 76
> planets including Earth, which was then known as Teegeeack. The
> planets were overpopulated, each having an average population of 178
> billion.[1][2][3] The Galactic Confederacy's civilization was
> comparable to our own, with aliens "walking around in clothes which
> looked very remarkably like the clothes they wear this very minute"
> and using cars, trains and boats looking exactly the same as those
> "circa 1950, 1960" on Earth.
> Xenu was about to be deposed from power, so he devised a plot to
> eliminate the excess population from his dominions. With the
> assistance of psychiatrists, he summoned billions[1] of his citizens
> together under the pretense of tax inspections, then paralyzed them
> and froze them in a mixture of alcohol and glycol to capture their
> souls. The kidnapped populace was loaded into spacecraft for transport
> to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). The
> appearance of these spacecraft would later be subconsciously expressed
> in the design of the Douglas DC-8, the only difference being the
> DC-8's jet turbines. When they had reached Teegeeack/Earth, the
> paralyzed citizens were unloaded around the bases of volcanoes across
> the planet. Hydrogen bombs were then lowered into the volcanoes and
> detonated simultaneously. Only a few aliens' physical bodies
> survived."
>
> Cool, huh?  And lots more too.  Check it out:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu
>
> Oh, but be careful, cause if the uninitiated so much as mention the
> name "Xenu", all hell will break loose, and you're life won't be worth
> the paper you wipe your hiney on.